Night Classy

Kat describes the incredible lives of Krista and Tatiana Hogan, a set of craniopagus twins with the ability to read each other’s thoughts and move each other’s limbs. Meanwhile, Kat displays her inability to properly pronounce “conjoined.” Then, sorry to everyone who owns a pair of sequin mouse ears, Hayley teaches us that Disney actually sucks.  This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Welcome to our sort-of-Christmas-themed episode! Christmas Eve is mentioned and so is snow! Hayley tells the story of Agatha Christie and how she was 100% that bitch who Gone Girl-ed herself. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on mountain daddies AKA yetis.   This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley presents the broad history of thongs, starting with Otzi The Iceman’s loincloth and ending with Monica Lewinsky’s whale tale. Gone are the dark days of panty lines- no offense to panty lines. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on the human sense of smell. It turns out we can smell emotions, danger, and whether or not we’re in a Target.   This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley teaches a lesson that combines our two favorite talking points: ghosts and The Bachelorette! Last week, Queen Tayshia and a man who shall not be named went on a ghost hunting date at the La Quinta (it’s a pun!) Resort, and naturally we needed all the background deets behind this “creepy detail.” Then, Kat exposes Patrice Wilson, the man behind Rebecca Black’s hit song Friday, as the disgusto barfo creep that he is. He really likes Chinese food and eleven-year-old girls. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat is a hoe hoe hoe for the holidays and teaches the legends behind all of your favorite Christmas creatures. You SHOULD fear. Belsnickel is here. Next, Hayley tells the story of singer Claudine Longet. Claudine loved to ski and also loved murdering. We aren’t sure which is worse.  This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Our website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion’s rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a “rappist,” much like her friend “Missy Thee Elliott.” One hour later, grab your bucket and your mop so Kat can tell you about Stephen Hillenburg and his best-known creation: SpongeBob SquarePants. This episode is brought to you by an entire fifth of vodka- so buckle up.  This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by defining “infanticide” and “neonatalcide,” and makes everyone sad by describing the custom of abandoning babies in “baby boxes.” We added in a trigger warning, because- duh.  This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hide your wine, hide your cheese! Hayley teaches a lesson on the Great Fire of London and the subsequent atrocity of child chimney sweeps. Though the real lesson here is that rich people will always do anything to avoid paying taxes. Next, Kat brings up an old favorite: The Winchester Mystery House! Sarah Winchester may have been a little guy, but she liked a BIG house.  This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphiandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat gives Hayley and Alec homemade “gifts” before launching into a lesson on Victorian era hair wreaths and mourning rituals. Victorians were not just a little-sticious, they were A LOT-sticious. Next, Hayley covers the liger of note-taking: bullet journals, and the man who created them, Bullety McJournaly, no- Buletini Journalani.. Or was it really just Ryder Carroll? Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley teaches about the “Day Disco Died;” the Chicago White Sox’ promotional Disco Demolition Night. Cris cross! Everybody burn your records! Next, Kat makes dreams come true for every preteen girl back in 2009 with a crush on a boy with a bowl cut, by announcing that vampires are real! Though unfortunately not the ones described by literary genius: Stephanie Meyer.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020