Night Classy

Kat heats things up like a hot pocket this week and covers the mysterious phenomenon that terrorized American diplomats in Cuba. Possible explanations include loud bugs, sonic weapons, Daddy Putin, and microwaves! Then, Hayley teaches a lesson on creative writing and dramatic monologues- no wait- sleep demons! Or as wet blankets call them, sleep paralysis. Fun fact about sleep demons- their penises are cold and they look like Pig Ed.  Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

This week we talk Star Wars- ever heard of it? Hayley takes us to a galaxy far far away in 2001, and covers the religion of Jediism. Next, Kat receives a package from daddy.. It’s a bottle of vodka! And teaches a lesson on vodka, or as we like to call it- “second water.” We are unsure if vodka was invented in Russia or Portland, the history is a little murky- just as a vodka night should be. This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat is a witch bitch for sure and teaches a lesson on the Magic Resistance- the coalition of witches dedicated to taking down Donald Trump with a curse! Though one could argue Trump has already been cursed with a body (and face) that looks like Mr. Krabs without his shell. To perform this curse you will need something that encapsulates the essence of Trump, like an orange candle- though we recommend a petri dish of orange mold. Then, turn your ears on and your mouth down to zero while Hayley covers a possible catalyst for the Salem Witch Trials: ergotism! Basically a yeast infection.. But make it rye.  This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020 https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Happy October! This week, Kat and Hayley embraced the spirit of Halloween… in a Spirit Halloween and bought matching dirndls to celebrate an Oktoberfest-themed episode. Kat was a list bitch this episode and teaches all things interesting about Oktoberfest. All of our love to Auntie Anne’s but Bavarian pretzels are much better. Then, Hayley interprets the Oktoberfest theme as loosely as possible by teaching a lesson on the mysterious disappearance of Ursula Herrmann, otherwise known as ‘The Girl in the Box.” Does driving a moped with a shovel make you guilty of a crime- or do bitches just be shovelin’? This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Link Tree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat presents the curse of King Tut’s tomb and his controversh daddy! There definitely was a curse unless you’re a wet blanket who hates fun. Next, Hayley starts the party back in Egypt once again and teaches the history of Birthdays. You know work went into this research because she read the damn Bible AND researchgate.net. Lastly, Tommy defends his sexuality. Enjoy! This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

In this episode, Hayley exposes Satan for what he really is- a plagiarizer! Then, dives deep into the McMartin Preschool trials and all the satanic-panic-serial-killer realness that precluded it. Did serial killers love the 70s or did the 70s just love serial killers?! Next, Kat spills rainbow-colored tea all over queen of the 90s, Lisa Frank, and the love triangle between Lisa, Proud Girl Rhonda, and the human equivalent to a pile of cocaine, gas station porn, and boner pills.  This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Is mercury in retrograde or did the school year just start??! This week, Hayley talks astrology, which may or may not be real science- according to Neil Degrassi. Wasn’t Drake on that show? Next, Kat tackles the medical mystery of Aquagenic Urticaria that not even a shower, crying, or all the Diet Coke in the world can fix. There is one way to make it worse though- which is by plucking out all your leg hair. This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Go to ethylambrosia.com and enter promo code NightClassy15 for 15% off your order, or enter nightclassybogo for buy one get one 50% off! Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020 Vote for us for best Memphis podcast!

Bring your crystals bitches, we’re goin’ witchin’! Kat and Hayley went back to work this week and they are STRESSED. So, Kat shares some tips on how to relieve stress- but not those basic bitch stress relief strategies that you may be used to. Next, Hayley teaches the history behind some common school things like apples, female teacher goddesses on the frontier, and the pledge of allegiance. Why do white men love nationalism so much? No seriously. Asking for a friend! This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia.  Go to ethylambrosia.com and enter promo code NightClassy15 for 15% off your order, or enter nightclassybogo for buy one get one 50% off! Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020 Vote for us for best Memphis podcast!

Kat tells the story of the NXIVM sex-cult and Mole from Atlantas’ doppelganger: Keith Raniere. Either one man’s mole is another man’s Brad Pitt, or Rainiere was a seriously manipulative sociopath (hint: it’s the latter). Next, Hayley comes in like a lightning bolt and teaches about Nicola Tesla and his petty ass beef with Thomas Edison over AC vs DC power. Edison just needed to stop trying to make DC happen. It’s NOT going to happen.  This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia.  For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Go to ethylambrosia.com and enter promo code NightClassy15 for 15% off your order, or enter nightclassybogo for buy one get one free! Vote for us for best Memphis podcast!! Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Marcus competed on the 17th season of Survivor in Gabon, Africa, and made it to the final three on the new FOX show Labor of Love. So, we were excited to nerd-out over our shared love of reality tv and get all the tea (Jeff Probst said WHAT?!). Please enjoy this bonus episode, and for more like it, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nightclassy.  This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia.  For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NightClassy15, or for buy one get one 50% off use promo code nightclassybogo. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020