Night Classy

This week, Kat gives a crash course on the famed East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry of the 90s. Which came first: the shot or the song “Who Shot Ya?” Grab your roach spray and let’s go on a learny journey. Next, Hayley takes us back… like all the way back… to the beginning of human consciousness. Stoned Ape Theory posits that if you take more than a mouse’s arm amount of mushrooms, you can launch your species into drastic evolution. The only thing this hypothesis proves is that literally anything can qualify as a hypothesis. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022

Shout out to the learny wormies and night cats who got us to our 100th episode! Delete your Seeking Arrangements account because Hayley is here to tell you exactly how to be a high class sugar baby- 19th century style. She meets with them, she sleeps with them, she spies on them, she’s Margaretha Geertrudia MacLeod. Next, hopefully you don’t have coimetrophobia because Kat is here to tell you about cemeteries. If you like state parks, thank a cemetery. And if you were murdered, you can thank Pinhead Larry.  This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022

If you must monogram, monogram everything! That way, if your body ever washes ashore in a pillowcase, investigators will be able to track down your very specific monogrammed piece and solve your murder. Next, Kat outs herself as a disgusting person and brings influencers of centuries past down with her. Before microblading, there were mouse/goat hair extensions for eyebrows along with the classic concoction of chemicals to get cancer AND beauty. Take a walk down learny journey lane to learn more about other historic beauty trends.    This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Primitive Technology video Alec referenced: Creating Iron from Scratch Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022  

Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I’m sure you can guess. Next, he’s horny, he’s filthy, and he can see the future! Hayley enlightens us with the life story of Rasputin. We can’t promise this episode won’t give you a yeast infection, but at least no one will beat you with a crucifix.   This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022

Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the historical content with Russia's most unmentionable yet relatable Baltic Fleet. This lesson is like the "Hey mom, can you come pick me up? I'm scared." meme but make it Mother Russia.  This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022

Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jokes are always funny and explains the history of toilet paper. Friendly reminder that the Charmin bears are satanic and you can’t pop hemorrhoids.  This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Alcohol shot to the brain, and lobotomy’s to blame. You give mental health services a bad name. But other than scrambling brains and tampons soaked in Svedka, it’s all good! Learn about primal neurosurgery then cleanse your palette with a healthy dose of massive catfish and bad gals haunting Lake Lanier. It’s A) hotter than a hoochie coochie, and B) an important.  This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022

Happy New Year Classmates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together. Enjoy The Killdozer and Disney Controversies. See you in 2022 xoxo This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Yule better not pout, yule better not cry, Night Classy has lists and we're reading them twice. Think more horrific and hazardous rather than naughty and nice. Kat delights us all with thoughts of cannibalism, horse skulls, and sausage swiping' window peepers in Christmas lore before Hayley lists off her anti-gift-giving-guide (or perfect gift guide, depending on who you're buying for) brimming with radiation, recalls, and visits to the ER.   This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Hayley covers Marshall Ratliff and his 1927 Santa Claus bank robbery. What would you do if you saw Santa robbing a bank? If you said run to the nearest hardware store, buy a gun, and shoot him, you might be from Texas. Then, Malori Sparkles is a simp for Simba and teaches a lesson on a fur-scinating subculture. We used to be a couple of Steves and Larrys thinking being a furry was just a kink. Turns out, it’s a lot more than that!  This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021