
Monday Morning Podcast
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
Latest episodes

Apr 28, 2025 • 33min
Getting Recognized, Hecklers, Tall People | Monday Morning Podcast 4-28-25
The host shares hilarious stories about being recognized and dealing with hecklers in comedy. They delve into the quirks of being tall, from awkward cheese steak outings to the impact of height on health. Nostalgia for early hip hop influences and the challenges of balancing family life and sports are explored. The podcast critiques the NBA's bias towards large market teams while reflecting on broader societal issues like wealth disparity. Peppered with personal anecdotes, it humorously addresses the intricacies of public life.

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Apr 24, 2025 • 1h 43min
New York, MotoGP, Crooked Nipples | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-24-25
The speaker shares humorous anecdotes about underage drinking in East Boston and reflects on aging alongside the absurdities of fitness culture. From chaotic air travel tales highlighting rude passengers to heartfelt moments in Boise, the discussion meanders through nostalgia and societal changes. Hilarious celebrity encounters and thoughts on hockey playoffs bring levity, while critiques of modern norms and history balance the comedy. With authenticity as a theme, the conversation remains light and engaging, showcasing the quirky facets of life.

Apr 21, 2025 • 47min
Easter, Fruit, the Book of Job | Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-25
A hilarious Easter memory involving a mishap with an Easter Bunny costume kicks off a light-hearted discussion on the quirky dynamics of communication. The host reflects on adult realities versus childhood fantasies during a boating adventure. Highlights include a critique of the corporate world's profit-driven motives and thoughts on social justice issues. Lastly, a humorous take on the Book of Job explores the nuances of good and evil, featuring the character of Satan in an engaging and entertaining manner.

Apr 17, 2025 • 1h 32min
Gifting Horses, Work Hours, Smart Kids | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-25
This episode dives into the humorous side of gifting horses and the absurdity of normal work hours. Bill shares relatable parenting stories about kids' disillusionment with magical figures like the Easter Bunny. There are whimsical reflections on childhood perceptions of wealth compared to today’s urban life. The chaos of Patriots Day is explored alongside laughs over technological frustrations. Culinary adventures lead to hilarious dumpling mishaps, showcasing the journey of culinary self-discovery and personal growth.

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Apr 14, 2025 • 54min
Barry Manilow, The Masters, Titty Bar Food | Monday Morning Podcast 4-14-25
The host shares a mind-bending experience at a Barry Manilow concert while on mushrooms, contrasting the joy of live music with societal anxieties about technology. He humorously reflects on attending The Masters golf tournament while prepping for a gig, touching on deeper themes of economic inequality. There's a lighthearted debate about the surprising quality of food at strip clubs, along with personal anecdotes from the 90s, and a candid discussion about trust in relationships mixed with environmental concerns.

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Apr 10, 2025 • 1h 37min
Dean Delray '5836', Turkish Hair, Dressing Cool | Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-25
Dean Delray, a comedian and host of the Let There Be Talk podcast, chats with Bill about his latest special '5836' and the amusing journey through life in comedy. They dive into the world of Turkish hair transplants and the importance of dressing cool at any age, blending personal anecdotes with humorous insights. Delray shares thoughts on aging, self-identity, and how style can boost confidence, all while maintaining a positive outlook on life’s challenges and creative pursuits.

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Apr 7, 2025 • 1h 2min
Man About Town, Strip Clubs, Wallet Protests | Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-25
In a humorous take, the host critiques outdated cable services and lively theater performances. He dives into the absurd idea of incorporating brothels at MLB ballparks, highlighted by debates over taxpayer funding for sports teams. An intense near-miss aviation story from a pilot adds thrilling insight into flying challenges. The talk shifts to 'wallet protests,' analyzing how consumer choices can reflect true activism, offering a comedic yet critical look at modern protest tactics.

Apr 3, 2025 • 1h 35min
Opening Night, Baseball, Val Kilmer | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-25
The discussion kicks off with the excitement of opening night for a theater production, diving into the emotional rollercoaster of performances. The speaker humorously critiques the state of baseball while reflecting on Val Kilmer's legacy in film. Personal anecdotes about sports, healthy living, and family traditions add a humorous touch to serious life lessons. With insightful commentary on societal expectations and a few amusing rants about parenting, this entertaining talk blends humor with meaningful reflections on life, love, and authenticity.

Mar 31, 2025 • 60min
Yankees Bats, 'I'm A Brand', Blocking Roads | Monday Morning Podcast 3-31-25
The discussion kicks off with thoughts on the New York Yankees' performance and the nuanced world of personal branding. Bill reflects on keeping family commitments while humorously critiquing political dynamics. Cheating in sports and the swift hiring process are explored, comparing recruitment to speed dating. He questions the impact of climate protests that block roads and advocates for respectful conversations on divisive issues. Finally, a humorous account of learning to fly during the pandemic adds a lighthearted touch to the mix.

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Mar 27, 2025 • 1h 40min
Commercials, Cops & Protesters, Getting Pulled Over | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-25
The speaker humorously reflects on getting sick after performing good deeds and delves into feelings of isolation within a corporate world. They critique societal reactions to protests while navigating the chaos of parenting. Vintage sneakers spark joy, and memorable moments from a live music event bring a sense of nostalgia. Sports rivalries heat up discussions on playoffs, and thrilling insights into a Formula 1 race highlight intense competition. Privacy concerns and the impact of bullying are tackled with personal anecdotes and humor throughout.