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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 35min
Y:The Last Man, Rubberneckers, Popcorn | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-14-25
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on a fictional world ravaged by a plague, blending societal concerns with witty observations. Incredible stories of nostalgia emerge while stuck in traffic, revealing wild childhood myths and catchy 80s tunes. There’s a hilarious recount of popcorn-making adventures, reflecting on parenting lessons and life's unpredictability. The hosts tackle political frustrations, mixing serious critiques with light-hearted banter about sports, all while sharing personal anecdotes about tech troubles and the peculiarities of local culture.

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Aug 11, 2025 • 57min
Squats, Driverless Cars, Toothpaste Delivery | Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-25
Bill dives into the quirky world of squats and reflects on the rise of driverless cars, blending humor with serious societal implications. He shares entertaining anecdotes from nostalgic concert memories and highlights the ups and downs of technology. The banter touches on personal freedoms in a tech-driven world and the absurdities of modern consumerism. With each topic, laughter meets introspection, creating a delightful mix of lightheartedness and deeper commentary.

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Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 26min
Roasting, Playing With Primus, Coffee | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-7-25
A hilarious exploration of roasting legends leads to a wild reminiscence about a Primus concert. The speaker reflects on childhood dreams and life lessons amid discussions on addiction and corporate greed. Humorous anecdotes intertwine with thoughtful insights about the Red Sox and local businesses, while nostalgic baseball banter adds to the charm. The juxtaposition of light-hearted parenting moments and serious global issues showcases a unique blend of comedy and commentary, keeping listeners entertained and engaged throughout.

Aug 4, 2025 • 1h 16min
Driving An iPad, Seeing The Sights, Facial Recognition | Monday Morning Podcast 8-4-25
A mix of humor and reflection unfolds as the host discusses driving an electric car likened to an oversized iPad. The tension between technology and personal frustrations shines through. There are light-hearted anecdotes about sightseeing expectations and the pressures they bring. The conversation on baseball contrasts iconic teams with personal joy, weaving in deep admiration for the sport. Insights into societal issues and aspirations of flying helicopters add a thought-provoking layer, rounding off with a personal story about navigating family secrets.

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Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 25min
Daddy Daughter Day, War, Sex Scenes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-31-25
Bill shares amusing anecdotes from a father-daughter day and contrasts them with a sobering critique of war and its ethical implications. The podcast dives into humorous takes on cinema, urban life, and the chaotic relationship between politics and comedy. Rivals like the Yankees spark nostalgic sports banter, while travel woes and personal stories add levity. Delving into trust issues and romantic complexities, the conversation expertly balances humor with poignant observations about modern life and relationships.

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Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 7min
Spying Phones, Classic Cool Guys, California Grifters | Monday Morning Podcast 7-28-25
The discussion kicks off with reflections on personal updates and the Boston Red Sox. Nostalgia takes center stage as classic cars and humorous childhood anecdotes are critiqued against modern technology. A listener’s kayaking mishap sparks laughter and emphasizes safety. There’s also a heartfelt tribute to a legendary musician, intertwining humor and memories of pop culture icons. All of this is woven together with entertaining commentary, showcasing a blend of light-heartedness and deeper societal observations.

Jul 24, 2025 • 1h 42min
Baseball, Screens, California | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-24-25
Bill shares hilarious insights on jet lag and the rollercoaster of being a baseball fan, highlighting memorable moments from recent games. He humorously critiques California's high taxes and discusses the strange balance between security tech and modern life. Nostalgia hits hard as he reflects on New York City's changing landscape, blending memories with personal anecdotes. The episode wraps up with amusing takes on hygiene quirks and age dynamics in relationships, leaving listeners with laughter and relatable moments.

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Jul 21, 2025 • 53min
Milan, Hotel Light Controls, Puking | Monday Morning Podcast 7-21-25
Bill shares his amusing experiences scootering in Milan and handling hotel light controls. He regales listeners with hilarious puking stories that blend chaos with laughter. The conversation dances through culinary journeys and social etiquette mishaps, highlighting the absurdity of modern life. From nostalgic tech musings to playful observations on beach body image, the episode masterfully balances humor and insight, leaving you both entertained and reflective.

Jul 17, 2025 • 1h 30min
Stories From The Pool, Yachts, Cupcakes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-25
Dive into hilarious tales from the depth of pool culture and yacht encounters. Discover Bill's thoughts on quirky cupcake adventures, plus a humorous look at snake charmers and the Red Sox. Get his candid insights on relationships, parenting challenges, and the ups and downs of post-vacation life. Enjoy a comical exploration of memory tricks, smoke quitting struggles, and the absurdity of scam calls. The laughter continues with reflections on fatherhood, films, and the emotional pull of childhood classics.

Jul 14, 2025 • 1h 2min
Hotel Waffles, London, Kryptonite | Monday Morning Podcast 7-14-25
The conversation kicks off with a fun take on hotel waffles and the convenience of airport accommodations. Travel anecdotes quickly shift to hilarious college memories and the unfiltered chaos of performing on the road. A deep dive into guilt among performers unveils heartfelt moments of reconnecting with fans. The speaker humorously navigates serious societal critiques, contrasting them with lighter topics like comfy underwear. Bright fan nicknames and lively discussions on blue-collar jobs add a delightful mix to this entertaining blend of humor and introspection.