
Monday Morning Podcast
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
Latest episodes

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Mar 27, 2025 • 1h 40min
Commercials, Cops & Protesters, Getting Pulled Over | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-25
The speaker humorously reflects on getting sick after performing good deeds and delves into feelings of isolation within a corporate world. They critique societal reactions to protests while navigating the chaos of parenting. Vintage sneakers spark joy, and memorable moments from a live music event bring a sense of nostalgia. Sports rivalries heat up discussions on playoffs, and thrilling insights into a Formula 1 race highlight intense competition. Privacy concerns and the impact of bullying are tackled with personal anecdotes and humor throughout.

Mar 24, 2025 • 59min
Victoria's Secret, Rainforest Runways, PreQualifications | Monday Morning Podcast 3-24-25
Bill dives into the secrets behind Victoria's Secret and the exaggerated portrayals in beauty advertising. He shares a humorous yet relatable experience of presenting at an award show, where nerves turned into camaraderie. The discussion includes thoughts on the urban hustle of city life and the absurdity of nicotine health claims. He also touches on live performance dynamics, critiques corporate hypocrisy, and reflects on the legacy of comedy through a benefit for Patrice O'Neill, all adding layers of insight and laughter.

Mar 20, 2025 • 1h 24min
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Bill shares his amusing experiences on 'The View,' highlighting witty banter with Joy Behar. He critiques the transformation of Times Square while reflecting on the thrills of MotoGP racing. Nostalgic donut shopping and traffic hilarity lead to comedic tales of parenting and balancing family life. He humorously suggests sports teams should have potato mascots. The mix of personal stories and reflections on the absurdities of modern life creates a light-hearted yet insightful atmosphere.

Mar 17, 2025 • 1h 2min
Laundry Rooms, Electronic Stores, F1 | Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-25 | Bill Burr
Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1. SquareSpace: Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Fast Growing Trees: This Spring, get up to half off on select plants and other deals. Listeners of our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.

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Mar 13, 2025 • 1h 33min
New York, L.A. Airspace, Shakespeare | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-25
The host shares hilarious insights from a recent media appearance and his upcoming stand-up special. A discussion on the dynamics of theater previews captures the thrill of live performances. Humorous city encounters reflect urban life while drumming sparks creative inspiration. Delving into sports team name changes, he critiques modern cultural trends with wit. Philosophical musings about heaven and hell blend humor with deep reflections, while personal anecdotes about wrestling reveal growth and resilience in the journey of life.

Mar 10, 2025 • 1h 6min
Glengarry Previews, NBA Horror Show, Neighbor Issues | Monday Morning Podcast 3-10-25
Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues. Hims: Go to www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

Mar 6, 2025 • 1h 22min
Men of Yesteryear, Pervs of Yesteryear, Elastic Waist Jeans | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-25
Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: GZA - Liquid Swords Squarespace: Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix: Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

Mar 4, 2025 • 1h 11min
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance. Zip Recruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone: OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR

Feb 27, 2025 • 1h 36min
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
The conversation kicks off with excitement for an upcoming comedy benefit in NYC. Frustrations with hockey championships lead to reflections on family time and social issues. Nostalgic tales of live music and building model cars intertwine with heartfelt insights from an Australian adventure. Humorous dining disasters in Florida add to the laughter. Daytona Beach stories mix NASCAR thrills with comedy mishaps. Quirky road trip antics showcase small-town charm, and discussions about the Celtics hint at bigger basketball strategies.

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Feb 24, 2025 • 46min
Dreams, Filming a Disaster, Divorce Laws | Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-25
Bill dives into the world of dreams and their quirky interpretations. He shares a hilarious take on documenting a disaster while highlighting the absurdities of modern life. The conversation takes a turn to divorce laws, addressing emotions tied to heartbreak and healing. Listeners are treated to amusing anecdotes about parking lot drama and the complexities of personal safety. Throughout, Bill's humorous commentary on gluttony and societal demands keeps things light, blending personal insight with relatable experiences.