
Monday Morning Podcast
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
Latest episodes

Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 35min
Hockey, Heroine, Grandmother | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-5-25
The host dives into the intense moments of the Stanley Cup Final, sharing personal ties to the game. A humorous take on urban life and societal shifts is intertwined with reflections on theater and aging. They explore the importance of having purpose in retirement, using a grandmother's inspiring volunteer work as an example. Fan questions reveal personal stories and struggles, while critiques on sports culture and playful anecdotes keep the mood light. The episode wraps up with a blend of sports predictions and unexpected laughs.

Jun 3, 2025 • 1h 11min
Completing A Model, Mexican Tooth-fairy, Sailing | Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-25
In this lively discussion, the speaker shares humorous tales about completing a model car and contrasts beloved childhood myths like the American tooth fairy with Mexico's El Ratoncito Perez. They dive into the high-stakes drama of the NBA Finals and reflect on the emotional rollercoaster of hockey playoffs. Alongside entertaining anecdotes, serious themes emerge, addressing personal challenges and societal critiques, all wrapped in a comedic tone. Plus, there’s a quirky nod to alternative beverages replacing traditional ones!

May 29, 2025 • 1h 43min
Boston, Silencers, Alligators | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-29-25
A lively discussion unfolds around a recent trip to Boston, filled with food adventures and a quirky concept for a culinary combat reality show. The banter shifts to the humorous chaos of Jacksonville, including trying alligator meat and navigating gun ranges. Parenthood chaos and celebrity culture provide relatable laughs. The conversation dives into critiques of public figures in sports while humorously pondering helicopter technology and the absurdities of life. Nostalgic reflections on airline evolution and sports rivalries add depth and context to the playful anecdotes.

May 26, 2025 • 58min
Borough Pride, Belly Shirts, Woman Sets Man On Fire | Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-25
Bill shares hilarious insights on the chaos of city life and the oddity of seeing out-of-shape men in belly shirts. He recounts a wild story about a woman who set a man on fire in a drunken outburst, spotlighting impulsivity gone wrong. The conversation touches on the quirks of summer jobs, the role of AI in hiring, and the intriguing world of vintage photography. Bill also critiques the absurdity of modern sports uniforms and the marketing behind them, all wrapped in his signature comedic style.

May 22, 2025 • 1h 25min
Playoffs, Detaining Drunks, Ice Baths | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-22-25
In this lively discussion, the host delves into the intense action of the NBA playoffs, offering humorous insights on team dynamics and player performances. There's a quirky tangent about detaining drunks, showcasing the absurdity of nightlife. Ice baths make an appearance, blending wellness with comedy. Personal anecdotes and reflections on New York's vibrant culture add color to the conversation, while nostalgic memories of past sports rivalries provide a backdrop of humor and camaraderie. It's a hilarious mix of sports, societal observations, and entertaining stories.

May 19, 2025 • 57min
Knicks, Advertising, A.I. Stealing Jobs | Monday Morning Podcast 5-19-25
Dive into the world of sports as the Knicks celebrate unexpected playoff success, sparking a discussion on fan loyalty and hypocrisy. Enjoy lighthearted anecdotes about music and the upcoming tribute to Patrice O'Neill. Discover the hidden world of advertising, from grocery store tracking to the unsettling implications of A.I. on the job market. Finally, explore deep reflections on beliefs, community, and the diverse experiences that shape our connections, all wrapped in humor and insight.

May 15, 2025 • 1h 36min
Leg Day, NBA Playoffs, Drumming | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-25
The speaker dives into the humorous quirks of gym culture, highlighting leg day experiences. They passionately discuss NBA playoffs, drawing contrasts between dedicated fans and fair-weather supporters. A heartfelt reflection on drumming evolution adds a creative twist. Nostalgic tales of athletes and college football traditions interlace with critiques on meat consumption and pop culture. Sprinkled with humor, the speaker shares insights on the emotional rollercoaster of sports fandom, all while keeping the laughs rolling.

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May 12, 2025 • 60min
Little Italy, Redheads, Hair Transplants | Monday Morning Podcast 5-12-25
In a hilarious twist, the speaker reflects on a nostalgia-filled trip to Little Italy, sharing anecdotes that shine a light on confidence, especially among redheads. They delve into the quirks of hair transplants, even at the young age of twenty-four. The discussion further flirts with the absurdities of modern life, touching on social media's addictive nature and the charm of vintage cars. Laced with humor and personal insight, this conversation explores deeper societal issues while keeping the tone light and engaging.

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May 8, 2025 • 1h 37min
Bookstore, Luxury Items, Electric Bikes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-8-25
The host shares humorous insights from a recent visit to a bookstore and discusses luxury item scams, questioning the diamond trade and critiquing extravagant goods like Rolexes. They dive into the quirks of electric bikes while playfully ridiculing city cyclists. Touching on sports loyalties, they reflect on aging and community changes, including gentrification. Balancing serious topics with comedy, the conversation weaves through parenting trials and the absurdities of airline travel, presenting an engaging blend of nostalgia and current realities.

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May 5, 2025 • 55min
Cosmetic Dentistry, Blood Money, Blackouts | Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-25
Bill dives into the world of cosmetic dentistry scams with a mix of humor and skepticism. He reflects on the chaotic discoveries of paleontology and links it to the absurdities of modern dental practices. The discussion humorously critiques business profit obsession while touching on mattress choices and self-image. He shares personal anecdotes that weave through relationships and societal norms. Additionally, the talk shifts to historical rebellions and modern issues, sparking conversations about preparedness in the face of blackouts.