Monday Morning Podcast Down Time, Alternate Mixes, Witch Sex | Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-25
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Dec 22, 2025 Bill explores the quirks of holiday shopping and unwrapped gifts while diving into the absurdity of cruise ships with amusement parks. He hilariously critiques sports broadcasters and shares his thoughts on a listener's inquiry about dating a witch, pondering if they really excel in the bedroom. With a mix of comedy and life lessons, he touches on being honest in relationships and the thrill of living abroad. Plus, get a peek at his upcoming tour plans and a playful rant on football fumbles!
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Holiday Shopping Surprise
- Bill Burr recounts finishing Christmas shopping early and proudly wrapping gifts before relatives added more unwrapped Amazon packages.
- He describes the awkwardness of receiving anonymous Amazon slips and jokingly shoves them aside.
Why Novel Vehicles Cause Epic Crashes
- Bill reflects that segways and similar novelty vehicles invite dramatic wipeouts and over-gripping behavior.
- He notes people hold on tighter and accelerate, causing spectacular crashes.
Protect Early Gains
- Bill says staying sober three weeks feels like a cure and reduces temper without constant effort.
- He warns the next step is resisting sarcasm and cursing around his kids to keep progress.