

Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
Episodes
Mentioned books

Oct 9, 2025 • 2h 45min
Dave Elitch | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-25
Dave Elitch, a renowned drummer known for his work with Weezer and The Mars Volta, shares insights about his instructional program, 'Your Mind's Ear'. He emphasizes the importance of consistent instruction in drum education to combat misinformation. The conversation delves into finding your unique sound, choosing the right instruments, and the significance of body mechanics for longevity in drumming. Bill and Dave also exchange entertaining stories about cigars, cognac, and humorous tech mishaps, making for a fun and informative chat about drumming and life in general.

5 snips
Oct 7, 2025 • 28min
Patriots, Old Photos, Space | Monday Morning Podcast 10-6-25
Bill dives into the ups and downs of the Patriots' season and celebrates an impressive performance by a bold comedian. He humorously shares his quest of cleaning out three decades of memorabilia while reflecting on early aviation pioneers and the dangers they faced. The practicality of moon colonization sparks his skepticism, and he gives a shout-out to a new film by Paul Thomas Anderson, praising the stellar cast. With updates on the Red Sox and Bruins, Bill wraps up with his signature humor, urging listeners to stay engaged.

Oct 2, 2025 • 2h 17min
Water In The Basement, Diving, Doctors | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-25
Paul Verzi, a comedian and co-host of the Anything Better podcast, joins to dive into NFL Week 4. The duo discusses the wild ups and downs of the league, breaking down betting strategies and matchups. They touch on fan disdain for dominant teams and how the media shapes perspectives. Paul shares his winning picks and insights, showcasing his knack for analysis. With a playful banter, they keep the NFL chatter lively and entertaining, leaving listeners eager for the game day excitement.

11 snips
Sep 29, 2025 • 1h 2min
Football Sunday, Middle East, Project Blue Beam | Monday Morning Podcast 9-29-25
Bill shares his excitement about football Sunday while reflecting on his unique parenting priorities like swimming and self-defense. He recounts his nervous debut in Bahrain, warm audience reactions, and connecting through humor, even with royals. The conversation takes an intriguing turn with discussions on Project Blue Beam and government distrust, along with critiques of social manipulation. Lastly, he highlights the joys of travel, emphasizing personal connections over tourist attractions.

4 snips
Sep 22, 2025 • 1h 6min
NFL, War of the Worlds, Grateful Dead Bootlegs | Monday Morning Podcast 9-22-25
Bill dives into the latest NFL games, tackling rule rants and the impact of sports gambling on fan engagement. He shares personal updates on his creative projects and life changes after stepping away from social media. A fascinating discussion unfolds around the myths of "War of the Worlds" and the culture of Grateful Dead bootlegs. Listeners also receive heartfelt advice on recovering from toxic relationships, emphasizing self-care and celebrating small victories. Tune in for a mix of humor and insightful conversations!

Sep 19, 2025 • 3h 3min
Nate Craig | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-18-25
Bill rambles with comedian Nate Craig about middle acts, being a dad, and his new special. Check out Nate's special here: https://youtu.be/1ViHeQFpqf0?si=UKYkUBE6_LMq-qHJ (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:09:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-18-17 - Bill rambles about no booze, making an ass of himself at a party, and the Stub Hub Cent-AHH! (02:15:14) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 3 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill did it again going 0-4, while Paul scratched out a 2-2 week. They also talk about Paul attending a Broadway play and the loyalty of dogs. TRUEWERK: Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at www.TRUEWERK.com with code BURR

Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 6min
Fresh Air, the Internet, Wedding Disclaimers | Monday Morning Podcast 9-15-25
Bill rambles about getting fresh air, the internet, and wedding disclaimers. 120Life: For a limited time, try 120Life and save 20% off. Just use the code BURR at checkout at www.120Life.com Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get a 60-day money-back guarantee and no long-term contracts, SimpliSafe earns your business by keeping you safe and satisfied every day. Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system.

Sep 11, 2025 • 2h 22min
Criterion Collection, His New Car, Television | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-11-25
The hosts dive into the world of classic films, discussing the allure of the Criterion Collection. Bill shares amusing anecdotes about his new car and the quirky realities of TV watching. They reflect on the ups and downs of NFL seasons, showcasing hilarious betting stories and predictions. The conversation also meanders through personal tales of sobriety, celebrity impressions, and the importance of laughter in navigating life's absurdities. It's a lively blend of sports insights, humor, and relatable life experiences!

14 snips
Sep 8, 2025 • 53min
Oasis, Dystopian Future, Electronic Menus | Monday Morning Podcast 9-8-25
Bill shares his experience of the electrifying Oasis concert at the Rose Bowl, mixing nostalgia with humor. He ponders potential dystopian futures shaped by technology, especially the hassle of electronic menu ordering. The conversation meanders through betting frustrations, parenting anecdotes, and critiques of modern society's disconnect. With light-hearted reflections on the quirks of daily life, including car troubles and dining dilemmas, Bill emphasizes the importance of genuine connections in an increasingly digital world.

Sep 4, 2025 • 2h 24min
Questions, Answers, NFL | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-4-25
Get ready for some laughs as the hosts navigate the wild world of the NFL, sharing their insights on player performances and hilarious personal anecdotes. They delve into the nuances of sports betting, take a humorous look at the challenges of marriage, and reflect on their adventures in gardening. Enjoy candid discussions about fantasy baseball, the unpredictable nature of sports, and lively memories tied to iconic films. Plus, don't miss their playful banter on the upcoming games and predictions for the new season!