

Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Oct 31, 2025 • 2h 39min
Homeless Freedom, Sandy Kofax, Old People | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 10-30-25
Paul Verzi, a sports and media personality known for co-hosting the Anything Better NFL segment, joins the conversation to dive deep into NFL Week 9 predictions and analysis. The duo cheekily examines the recent trend of humanizing serial killers in media, reflecting on the blurred lines between empathy and sensationalism. They also weigh in on the World Series drama and make their game picks, all while trading darkly comic ideas about serial killers and addiction in a quirky and entertaining style.

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Oct 27, 2025 • 1h 6min
Heroine Chic, Roller Coasters, Heli-Hogging | Monday Morning Podcast 10-27-25
In this lively discussion, the host dives into the glory days of 90's heroine culture and shares some wild roller coaster mishaps. He tackles family fun and his kids’ safety fears while recounting chaotic amusement park stories. Sports are on the agenda too, covering the latest Bruins and Patriots highlights. Listeners weigh in with quirky queries, including a humorous take on hiring an attractive maid in Brazil. He also reveals the fascinating world of hog hunting from helicopters, blending humor with his unique insights.

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Oct 24, 2025 • 2h 9min
Unsavory Characters, Chaperoning, 'They' | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 10-23-25
Bill shares hilarious tales of chaperoning a school field trip, wrestling with social anxiety amidst ice cream chaos. He dives into the antics of unsavory characters in sports and rants about modern NFL changes, driven by revenue and gambling. Reflections on death and post-mortem brain activity spark deep musings. Sports discussions heat up with debates on the Dodgers' legitimacy and marveling at Shohei Ohtani's dual talent. Plus, there's a hilarious run-in with hecklers at Primus's psychedelic concert.

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Oct 20, 2025 • 57min
Ohtani, Godfather Pt II, Cabbage | Monday Morning Podcast 10-20-25
Bill dives into the thrilling world of baseball, highlighting Shohei Ohtani's incredible night of pitching and home runs. He shares amusing thoughts on emerging player styles, like mustaches, and critiques MLB rule changes. The Godfather Part II sparks a nostalgic discussion on mob movies, while a listener's cabbage gift fiasco leads to hilarious advice. Bill also addresses modern issues like phone addiction and social media habits, emphasizing the need to reconnect with the real world.

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Oct 16, 2025 • 2h 16min
Bears, Open Carry, Salmon | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-16-25
Bill shares a harrowing tale of encountering a black bear, sparking a humorous reflection on wildlife encounters. He dives into his thoughts on open carry laws, nostalgic for classic revolvers over modern firearms. Dietary discussions arise as he examines man-made salmon while committing to a healthier lifestyle. The podcast features insights on NFL betting strategies, emotional overload from game tributes, and a candid Q&A tackling everything from Hollywood scandals to neighborly disputes.

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Oct 13, 2025 • 33min
Windows, Evolution, the Boroughs | Monday Morning Podcast 10-13-25
Bill shares amusing tales about his recent struggles with gym routines and the nostalgia of watching college football. He reflects on childhood memories in Brady Bunch-like neighborhoods and explores the complexities of marriage and parenting, highlighting his son's obsession with dinosaurs. He dives into thought-provoking discussions on evolution and the nature of uncertainty, while also critiquing toxic spirituality. Plus, there's a fun take on the New York City boroughs and sports updates, including the Bruins and the noteworthy movements of athletes.

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Oct 9, 2025 • 2h 45min
Dave Elitch | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-25
Dave Elitch, a renowned drummer known for his work with Weezer and The Mars Volta, shares insights about his instructional program, 'Your Mind's Ear'. He emphasizes the importance of consistent instruction in drum education to combat misinformation. The conversation delves into finding your unique sound, choosing the right instruments, and the significance of body mechanics for longevity in drumming. Bill and Dave also exchange entertaining stories about cigars, cognac, and humorous tech mishaps, making for a fun and informative chat about drumming and life in general.

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Oct 7, 2025 • 28min
Patriots, Old Photos, Space | Monday Morning Podcast 10-6-25
Bill dives into the ups and downs of the Patriots' season and celebrates an impressive performance by a bold comedian. He humorously shares his quest of cleaning out three decades of memorabilia while reflecting on early aviation pioneers and the dangers they faced. The practicality of moon colonization sparks his skepticism, and he gives a shout-out to a new film by Paul Thomas Anderson, praising the stellar cast. With updates on the Red Sox and Bruins, Bill wraps up with his signature humor, urging listeners to stay engaged.

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Oct 2, 2025 • 2h 17min
Water In The Basement, Diving, Doctors | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-25
Paul Verzi, a comedian and co-host of the Anything Better podcast, joins to dive into NFL Week 4. The duo discusses the wild ups and downs of the league, breaking down betting strategies and matchups. They touch on fan disdain for dominant teams and how the media shapes perspectives. Paul shares his winning picks and insights, showcasing his knack for analysis. With a playful banter, they keep the NFL chatter lively and entertaining, leaving listeners eager for the game day excitement.

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Sep 29, 2025 • 1h 2min
Football Sunday, Middle East, Project Blue Beam | Monday Morning Podcast 9-29-25
Bill shares his excitement about football Sunday while reflecting on his unique parenting priorities like swimming and self-defense. He recounts his nervous debut in Bahrain, warm audience reactions, and connecting through humor, even with royals. The conversation takes an intriguing turn with discussions on Project Blue Beam and government distrust, along with critiques of social manipulation. Lastly, he highlights the joys of travel, emphasizing personal connections over tourist attractions.


