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All Things Comedy
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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16 snips
Jan 19, 2026 • 1h 10min
the Playoffs, Life Insurance, Being An Executor | Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-26
Bill dives into the emotional rollercoaster of the Patriots' playoff performance, critiquing play calls and quarterback stats. He humorously navigates life insurance discussions, urging men to plan for the unexpected. A listener's wild tale of family drama unfolds as he becomes an executor for an unusual will. Reflections on personal growth, parenting, and the absurdities of conspiracy theories round out the conversation, all while juggling sports commentary and life lessons with his signature wit.

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Jan 15, 2026 • 2h 25min
Flightless Birds, New Music, Breath Work | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-26
In a lively discussion, Bill dives into the quirks of flightless birds and offers hilarious observations on ostriches. He shares his excitement over discovering new music by Daniel Caesar and reflects on comedy legends like Eddie Murphy and Rodney Dangerfield who influenced his career. The conversation shifts to practical life skills, highlighting the benefits of breath work for emotional balance. Finally, Bill humorously critiques hotel customer service and the absurdities of modern travel experiences.

Jan 12, 2026 • 1h 3min
The Hockey Show, Playoffs, Charities | Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-26
Bill shares his pre-game nerves ahead of the Patriots' playoff game. He humorously discusses his kids' throwing skills and the absurdity of the Jets' zero interceptions. Delving into deeper topics, he reflects on life balance between faith and skepticism, especially regarding charities. He also critiques home maintenance and jokes about Tom Brady's comedic talent. After cheering for the Patriots' thrilling win, Bill analyzes key plays and hints at his upcoming tour plans, all while keeping the mood light and entertaining.

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Jan 9, 2026 • 2h 25min
Seattle, Ear Pods, Drugs | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-26
Bill shares his humorous observations about Seattle, riffing on locked-up drugstore items and the irony of anti-drug posturing. He critiques coffee standards and the concept of 'fresh' food at major chains. Discussions also touch on the excitement of attending a Bruins-Kraken game, and the quirks of technology and communication with his wife. Bill offers blunt advice to teens about relationships while balancing sports talk and personal reflections on sobriety. Prepare for laughter and insight as he blends sports and everyday life.

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Jan 5, 2026 • 56min
Arenas, Snow Plows, Winter Break-Ups | Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-26
Bill Burr kicks off with a humorous rant about the internet's negativity and reflects on the thrill of live arenas. He shares his newfound joy in owning a snowplow and the satisfaction it brings in helping neighbors. There's a touching moment discussing relationships, where he offers advice on breaking up, emphasizing the need for communication and work. He also tips his hat to Janet Jackson's impressive performance and recommends a documentary about Anton Yelchin. It's a mix of laughs, life lessons, and nostalgia.

18 snips
Dec 29, 2025 • 59min
Drums & Donuts, 'Is This Thing On', Tablas | Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-25
Bill shares his quirky 'drums and donuts' tradition with his son, revealing a love for a striking purple Gretsch kit. He dives into the absurdities of politics and immigrant misconceptions while reminiscing about a transformed New York City. The discussion veers toward the dangers of internet rabbit holes and celebrates late-night eBay finds. Bill praises the film 'Is This Thing On,' reflecting on personal growth in relationships and the art of tabla drumming. He wraps up with musings on family activities and the sentimental nature of game shows.

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Dec 22, 2025 • 60min
Down Time, Alternate Mixes, Witch Sex | Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-25
Bill explores the quirks of holiday shopping and unwrapped gifts while diving into the absurdity of cruise ships with amusement parks. He hilariously critiques sports broadcasters and shares his thoughts on a listener's inquiry about dating a witch, pondering if they really excel in the bedroom. With a mix of comedy and life lessons, he touches on being honest in relationships and the thrill of living abroad. Plus, get a peek at his upcoming tour plans and a playful rant on football fumbles!

15 snips
Dec 18, 2025 • 2h 13min
The Business, Second Weddings, Psychos Celebrating | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-25
Comedian Paul Verzi, known for his contributions on NFL previews and co-hosting segments, joins for a lively chat. Bill explores the quirks of second weddings, the hilarity of psychos at celebrations, and shares his thoughts on the absurdity of NFL catch rules. Their exchange about the chaotic Steelers vs. Patriots game is a highlight, revealing the bond over sports frustrations. Fans also get a taste of their banter on quirky topics like old players making comebacks and sports nostalgia, making for an entertaining listen.

26 snips
Dec 16, 2025 • 57min
the Patriots, Rob Reiner, Judgmental Friends | Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-25
Bill shares his take on the Patriots’ comeback and reflects on team prospects. He expresses admiration for Philip Rivers’ return to football, while also ranting about political narcissism and media sensationalism in true crime. Bill reminisces about a joyful Disneyland trip with his child and explores the peculiarities of courtroom spectators. Paying tribute to Rob Reiner, he critiques the media's focus on tragedy, alongside sharing intriguing film backstories and planning for his upcoming shows. He also advises on confronting judgmental friends.

5 snips
Dec 11, 2025 • 2h 58min
Freddie Spencer | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-25
Freddie Spencer, a three-time world champion motorcycle racer, discusses the thrill of racing and the need for a sixth sense on the track. He shares insights about the raw feel of 1980s two-stroke bikes versus today's technology. Comedian Harris Stanton chats about his album 'Naive Innocence,' recounts hilarious touring anecdotes, and reflects on past baseball experiences. Greg Olsen, a former NFL tight end, weighs in on the importance of analytics in football and how emotion influences coaching decisions, all while prepping for upcoming games.


