
Monday Morning Podcast
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
Latest episodes

Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 40min
MotoGP, NBA, Aviation 'Experts' | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-25
Dive into the thrilling world of MotoGP and its recent American acquisition, sparking fan debates! Explore the contrasting receptions of Formula One and the NBA in the U.S. while enjoying humorous anecdotes about social interactions. Reflect on the importance of home security innovations and discover a fun alternative to social drinking. Experience heartfelt moments from a Broadway performance and the ups and downs of parenting through nostalgic tales. Plus, a candid dive into charity misconduct and its societal implications.

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Jun 23, 2025 • 59min
Submarine Guy, Middle East, Nerd Cities | Monday Morning Podcast 6-23-25
Bill dives into the curious case of a submarine incident linked to the Titanic, blending humor with tragedy. He reflects on the impact of narcissism in leadership, especially in warfare contexts. The conversation also touches upon the sports world, celebrating recent victories, and the cultural shifts in cities influenced by affluence. With insights into the challenges of hot yoga and the dynamics of urban life, the discussion intertwines personal anecdotes that reveal the nuances of grief and attraction.

Jun 19, 2025 • 2h 8min
Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-19-25
Join Josh Homme, the charismatic frontman of Queens of the Stone Age, as he discusses his gripping new film 'Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs' and its connection to his music. With Nia Hill adding her witty insights, they dive into the hilarity of 'Cats' on drugs and share humorous anecdotes about animals. The conversation also touches on navigating the music industry’s changes and the bond formed through years of band camaraderie. Get ready for laughter and thoughtful reflections on art and mortality!

Jun 16, 2025 • 1h 2min
Sugar, Playoffs, the Machine | Monday Morning Podcast 6-16-25
The speaker dives into their sugar addiction, tracing its roots to junior high and critiquing the decline in food quality. They humorously reflect on the NHL playoffs and share personal stories from their theater run. Political frustrations shine through as they discuss immigration and inflation, balancing serious themes with comedy. Nostalgia takes the stage with funny anecdotes from the comedy club. Technology is playfully critiqued, while corporate greed and societal divides are examined, emphasizing the need for compassion in our communities.

Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 51min
CEOs, Andor, Theater Drama | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-25
Bill dives into the world of corporate greed, critiquing the gap between CEOs and their employees while calling for greater accountability. He humorously recounts a bizarre survival tale involving a couple and their dogs, weaving in societal observations. A discussion on theatrical performances for streaming platforms mixes humor with serious commentary. Reflecting on personal betrayals in the acting industry, he touches on life’s absurdities while balancing nightlife with health struggles. The episode is sprinkled with sports insights and quirky anecdotes guaranteed to entertain.

Jun 9, 2025 • 26min
Birthday Billy, Current Events, Keeping Calm | Monday Morning Podcast 6-9-25
Aging takes center stage as Bill humorously navigates turning 57 while feeling under the weather. Playful banter unfolds around societal quirks, from a funny coffee shop incident to contrasts between rich and poor. The hosts delve into the 'manosphere,' addressing negative stereotypes and promoting personal growth. Simple greetings emerge as vital connection tools, while the balance of authenticity in comedy is explored through anecdotes and friendship reflections. A lighthearted afternoon filled with unexpected fun adds to the charm, alongside a timely health segment.

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Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 35min
Hockey, Heroine, Grandmother | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-5-25
The host dives into the intense moments of the Stanley Cup Final, sharing personal ties to the game. A humorous take on urban life and societal shifts is intertwined with reflections on theater and aging. They explore the importance of having purpose in retirement, using a grandmother's inspiring volunteer work as an example. Fan questions reveal personal stories and struggles, while critiques on sports culture and playful anecdotes keep the mood light. The episode wraps up with a blend of sports predictions and unexpected laughs.

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Jun 3, 2025 • 1h 11min
Completing A Model, Mexican Tooth-fairy, Sailing | Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-25
In this lively discussion, the speaker shares humorous tales about completing a model car and contrasts beloved childhood myths like the American tooth fairy with Mexico's El Ratoncito Perez. They dive into the high-stakes drama of the NBA Finals and reflect on the emotional rollercoaster of hockey playoffs. Alongside entertaining anecdotes, serious themes emerge, addressing personal challenges and societal critiques, all wrapped in a comedic tone. Plus, there’s a quirky nod to alternative beverages replacing traditional ones!

May 29, 2025 • 1h 43min
Boston, Silencers, Alligators | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-29-25
A lively discussion unfolds around a recent trip to Boston, filled with food adventures and a quirky concept for a culinary combat reality show. The banter shifts to the humorous chaos of Jacksonville, including trying alligator meat and navigating gun ranges. Parenthood chaos and celebrity culture provide relatable laughs. The conversation dives into critiques of public figures in sports while humorously pondering helicopter technology and the absurdities of life. Nostalgic reflections on airline evolution and sports rivalries add depth and context to the playful anecdotes.

May 26, 2025 • 58min
Borough Pride, Belly Shirts, Woman Sets Man On Fire | Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-25
Bill shares hilarious insights on the chaos of city life and the oddity of seeing out-of-shape men in belly shirts. He recounts a wild story about a woman who set a man on fire in a drunken outburst, spotlighting impulsivity gone wrong. The conversation touches on the quirks of summer jobs, the role of AI in hiring, and the intriguing world of vintage photography. Bill also critiques the absurdity of modern sports uniforms and the marketing behind them, all wrapped in his signature comedic style.