

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 5, 2025 • 53min
The Preview Show: It’s our Friday too
The excitement is palpable as the crew gears up for England's match against Andorra. They dive into the complexities of World Cup qualifiers and the impact on young players' careers. Daniel Levy's recent departure from Tottenham stirs discussion on leadership and financial strategies in football. Meanwhile, funny anecdotes about Welsh fans and a match interrupted by bees add a light-hearted touch. As mental health awareness takes center stage, the hosts balance serious topics with banter about Manchester United's bonding trips.

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Sep 4, 2025 • 35min
Mailbag: Are England going backwards under Thomas Tuchel?
Join the discussion on England's football future under Thomas Tuchel as the hosts tackle pressing questions from fans. They evaluate squad selections, including the addition of young talents like Elliot Anderson, and consider the impact of the Elite Player Performance Plan on player development. The comedy shines through as they explore the competition for left-back positions and playfully examine the careers of aging stars like Jamie Vardy. It's a lively mix of serious analysis and humorous insights as they anticipate the World Cup excitement!

Sep 3, 2025 • 54min
Nationalise it
Ruben Loftus-Cheek is back in the England squad, coinciding with Gareth Southgate’s birthday. The hosts humorously discuss the drama surrounding Marc Guehi's stay at Crystal Palace and the unique quirks of player transfers. Laughs abound as they explore nostalgic airline experiences and the unpredictable nature of football. As they weigh the implications of nationalizing football organizations, they also reflect on notorious VAR blunders. Adding a sprinkle of fun, the conversation dives into lighthearted club promotions, blending comedy with the beautiful game.

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Sep 2, 2025 • 53min
Deal Sh*t
Transfer Deadline Day brings plenty of excitement as players like Alexander Isak and Yoane Wissa make moves, while others, like Uncle Marc, remain stuck. The conversation dives into Gianluigi Donnarumma’s transfer to Manchester City, dissecting the absurdity of transfer fees. There's humorous banter about player names and unexpected signings, like Mr. Brobbey at Sunderland. The hosts also explore Jamie Vardy's legacy in Serie A, reflecting on the cultural shifts of English players in Italy and the ongoing chaos of football transfers.

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Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 1min
Give it more biff
Dominik Szoboszlai scored an unforgettable free-kick, sparking debates about Mikel Arteta's conservative tactics. The hosts question VAR's arrogance after a controversial disallowed goal for Josh King. They also celebrate David Moyes's quirky new repair shop and encourage Lucas Paquetá to embrace his inner Rat King. Amid comedic misadventures, players’ personalities and managerial uncertainties take center stage, alongside rib-tickling anecdotes about referees and AI mishaps, all wrapped in lively banter.

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Aug 29, 2025 • 19min
My Biddy Aunt: Deadline Day Icons
Get ready for the thrill of transfer deadline day! The hosts dive into a lively quiz about iconic players and their major moves, sparking playful banter and camaraderie. They reminisce about memorable transfers, sharing engaging anecdotes and hilarious moments. The excitement wraps up with a conversation about Friday night takeaways, blending football anticipation with food fun. Tune in for a humorous and nostalgic ride through the world of football!

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Aug 29, 2025 • 57min
The Preview Show: The memes hurt
The pain of Manchester United's League Cup exit lingers, fueling some humorous banter. As predictions for an Arsenal victory at Anfield fly, the hosts debate the fate of newly unemployed managers like José Mourinho. Insights into the psychological pressures on managers and players steal the show, touching on team dynamics and strategies. Lighthearted chatter about Arsenal merchandise and humorous transfer rumors keeps the mood upbeat, while the anticipation for upcoming matches, including Arsenal versus Liverpool, ignites excitement.

Aug 28, 2025 • 47min
Mailbag: Has player power gone too far?
The discussion kicks off with the alarming rise of player power, where athletes like Isak and Wissa refuse to play unless moved. It dives into how contractual dynamics have shifted, giving players unprecedented influence over their careers. The speakers also debate the atmosphere at Premier League stadiums, questioning if new venues can match the excitement of iconic grounds. Plus, there's a sprinkle of nostalgia as they consider returning to classic formations, while exploring the evolution of tactics and youth talent in the sport.

Aug 27, 2025 • 59min
The Sean Dyche merry-go-round
Explore the tangled web of football management as Sean Dyche seeks to reposition himself amid West Ham's misfortunes. Discover the struggles of key players like Alphonse Areola and how these challenges contrast with Wolverhampton Wanderers' success. Enjoy lighthearted banter about chips and quirky match anecdotes, and dive into the world of transfers with amusing insights on potential moves for Jamie Vardy and Chelsea's strategies. The episode blends serious analysis with humor, making for an engaging take on the beautiful game's ups and downs.

Aug 25, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool steal the points
Marcus and Jim dive into the thrilling clash where Liverpool snatched victory with a dramatic last-minute goal from a young substitute. They reminisce about iconic moments and compare this match to Beckham's legendary free-kick against Greece. The discussion also touches on tactical blunders, the impact of aging players, and the absurdity of Ref Cam. Additionally, they humorously explore the fierce rivalry between Liverpool and Newcastle, alongside the challenges both teams face in the transfer market. It's an entertaining rollercoaster of football emotions!


