

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 5, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest stop the rot against Crystal Palace
The hosts dive into a bizarre draw between Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace, complete with lighthearted tales about football memorabilia. They thoroughly enjoy Eberechi Eze's dazzling form, even humorously noting his weekend chess exploits. The conversation heats up as they weigh the future of key talents like Morgan Gibbs-White amidst transfer rumors. They also explore the quirky links between football strategies and chess tactics, all while building excitement for the upcoming live shows!

May 5, 2025 • 1h 4min
Return of Damac
The hosts tackle Arsenal's struggles in a tight title race, blending insights with humor. They celebrate Harry Kane’s first trophy at Bayern while exploring Chelsea's resurgence and the impact of sponsorships in football. Jamie Vardy kicks off his refereeing career with a flourish, and Bournemouth's shocking win adds drama to the Premier League. The banter flows as they gear up for live shows, share quirky local tales, and critique unexpected player departures, all while highlighting the unique culture woven into the beautiful game.

May 3, 2025 • 46min
Mailbag: Where does Liverpool's title win rank?
The discussion kicks off with a debate about Liverpool's latest title win and where it ranks among the league's elite. The hosts hilariously rank Klopp's team against past champions while sharing anecdotes from fans. Wrexham's rise is explored, touching on celebrity ownership and financial hurdles. A playful segment imagines a band of footballers, assigning them quirky roles. Amidst lively banter, they also tackle the challenges faced by relegated teams and reflect on the unique quirks of football icons.

May 2, 2025 • 1h 3min
The Preview Show: Bask Country
The hosts celebrate Manchester United's victory and Harry Maguire's surprising transformation. They discuss the buzz around an upcoming live tour and dig into Tottenham's latest performance amidst playful banter. Highlights include a humorous take on 3D-printed medals and reflections on personal grooming trends in football. They debate tactical decisions in a thrilling match and analyze Chelsea's ambitions in European competitions. The episode wraps up with light-hearted anecdotes and a fun quiz about Premier League's top scorers.

Apr 30, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: A wild ride in Barcelona
The thrilling Champions League semi-final between Barcelona and Inter steals the spotlight, with an unexpected star, Lamine Yamal, drawing comparisons to a young Messi. The hosts debate Hansi Flick's reckless tactics while reminiscing about nostalgic hacker stories from the noughties. They dive into iconic football moments, including a stunning overhead kick by Dumfries, weaving humor and player anecdotes throughout. Plus, they playfully explore humorous intersections between sports and royalty, sharing memorable protocol mishaps.

Apr 30, 2025 • 53min
Half and half bacon
This lively discussion kicks off with PSG's stunning performance against Arsenal, examining tactical dynamics and key player contributions. The hosts humorously dive into the world of TIFOs, exploring the ups and downs of fan expectations. They also chat about Carlo Ancelotti's potential role with Brazil amidst witty banter about management changes. The comedic anecdotes about quirky fans and bacon drones keep the atmosphere light while analyzing football’s unpredictable twists. Excitement builds for upcoming live shows, promising fan interactions and hilarity!

Apr 29, 2025 • 43min
Arsenal vs the England Slayers
The anticipation builds as Arsenal braces for a showdown against Luis Enrique's formidable PSG. The hosts reflect on the evolving landscape of the Champions League and the varying dynamics since their last encounter. There's a whimsical discussion linking childhood sweets to football recruitment strategies, alongside a passionate debate about lower league title races. Meanwhile, Wrexham's rise brings both joy and scrutiny, underscoring the complexities of football economics. The stakes couldn't be higher, as focus and strategy take center stage in this exciting match-up.

Apr 28, 2025 • 59min
There’s a snake in my flare
Liverpool's triumphant Premier League victory takes center stage, sparking lively debates about their journey and a laid-back manager's strategies. The gang humorously recounts fan antics, including flare pranks, while contrasting player performances from Liverpool and Manchester City. Crystal Palace's FA Cup heroics are celebrated alongside playful banter about rivalries and future prospects. With unique insights into football's tactical world, the hosts tackle coaching controversies and the emotional rollercoaster of fandom, all while keeping it entertaining and light-hearted.

Apr 26, 2025 • 43min
Mailbag: How can Leeds & Burnley stay up next season?
Welcome back to the Premier League, Leeds and Burnley! So nice of you to join us for the year...Seriously though, with the gap between the Premier League and the Championship bigger than ever, what can the promoted sides do to extend their stay in the Premier League?Marcus, Luke & Pete give their thoughts on that, plus does Jamie Vardy regret turning Arsenal down back in 2016?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 25, 2025 • 1h 4min
The Preview Show: What about Lee Chappy?
The hosts dive into Jamie Vardy's departure, questioning the future for his lookalike. They celebrate football tenures and share a playful sing-along, adding humor to their camaraderie. Anticipation builds for the FA Cup semi-finals, highlighting the upcoming Crystal Palace versus Aston Villa showdown. There's a funny reflection on geographical mishaps among players, as well as a lighthearted discussion about stylish managers and their emotional exits. The episode wraps up with witty banter and predictions for key upcoming matches.