Football Ramble
Stak
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 17, 2025 • 55min
The no rat guarantee
The host shares hilarious alerts during the Champions League and contrasts them with major match displays. Manchester City's 3-0 victory steals the spotlight, thanks to Haaland's comedic yet genius performances. Arsenal shines with a decisive win, challenging previous critiques. As Tottenham secures a strong victory, controversial refereeing adds spice, and goalkeeper blunders highlight team dynamics. The lively banter reveals football culture's absurdities while questioning the superficiality in modern sports journalism.
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Sep 16, 2025 • 39min
Mailbag: Will Spurs survive the Champions League?
Spurs are gearing up for the Champions League with a renewed spirit and some intriguing questions about their future. Nostalgia hits as the hosts reminisce about 90s football, while tackling the challenges of modern tactics and team dynamics. Expect laughs as they delve into hilarious anecdotes about Australia's feisty plovers and the wild antics of aggressive wildlife. Plus, a playful power ranking of the toughest Premier League managers adds a competitive twist to the conversation!
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Sep 15, 2025 • 59min
Haaland the King of Mythical Beasts
Would Manchester United benefit from having Donny as CEO? The hosts explore this idea while marveling at Erling Haaland's remarkable playing style. They discuss Gianluigi Donnarumma's key role in the Manchester derby and reflect on humorous pet anecdotes tied into football commentary. Tackling the quirks of player transfers, they analyze Arsenal's impressive victory, highlight player performances, and critique media interactions. This lively conversation blends insightful analysis with laughter and camaraderie.
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Sep 12, 2025 • 27min
My Biddy Aunt: Wonderkids
Dive into a playful quiz that pits one player against a fan base in a hilarious battle of wits. Explore the ups and downs of young football talents, including Ravel Morrison's diverse journey through leagues. Laugh along as the hosts challenge each other on football trivia, recalling memorable players and their club journeys. The banter is light-hearted but competitive, with a sprinkle of nostalgia for the greats who didn't quite meet their potential. It's a celebration of football knowledge and camaraderie!
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Sep 12, 2025 • 49min
The Preview Show: The Grin Reaper
Get ready for a humorous kickoff as the Premier League returns! The hosts debate whether a certain friend should become Manchester United's DJ to boost the mood at Old Trafford. They dive into the lively vibes at Everton following a memorable birthday bash and dissect the fierce Southampton vs. Portsmouth rivalry. Expect insights on goalkeeping challenges and amusing anecdotes about player dynamics, all sprinkled with lighthearted banter and a peek into quirky football culture.
Sep 11, 2025 • 24min
Ramble Uncut: An Ode to Carlos Queiroz
Dive into the quirky world of football coaching, where the journey of Anthony Barry meets humorous tales of mentorship with icons like Carlos Queiroz. Hear about the wild adventures of football travel, like a trip from Truro City to Carlisle, offering laughter and camaraderie. Explore the blend of nostalgia and technology through cherished football memories, before chuckling over Swiss football kits that cheekily mimic Barcelona's style. This lively banter captures the absurdities and joys of the beautiful game!
Sep 10, 2025 • 52min
Our giddy uncle
The hosts dive into England's impressive 5-0 win against Serbia, sparking excitement for future tournaments. They share humorous anecdotes from Scotland fans traveling for a behind-closed-doors match and discuss Erling Haaland's goal-scoring spree against Moldova. The arrival of Big Ange at Nottingham Forest unearths unexpected reasons for his selection. Lighthearted banter mixes with serious football analysis as they explore managerial changes and player dynamics, all wrapped in comedic insights on pizza and cultural quirks.
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Sep 9, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Who is Harry Kane's successor?
The conversation dives into the future of England's striking lineup, assessing candidates like Ollie Watkins and Ivan Toney as potential successors to Harry Kane. The team debates the early peak of English players and explores innovative commentary options involving AI and historical figures. Additionally, they tackle the pressures young talents face in national squads and reflect on the challenges of replacing legendary goalkeepers. The hosts even entertain the idea of unconventional World Cup locations, adding a dash of humor to the mix!
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Sep 8, 2025 • 47min
Can we sanction this buffoonery?
The discussion kicks off with England's solid win over Andorra, sparking debates on player performances and professionalism in football. There's humor as the team ponders a sinkhole on Old Trafford pitch! A dive into Scotland's impressive World Cup qualifications reveals a sense of optimism, while a story about an ambitious individual aiming for the national team adds a quirky twist. They even celebrate the remarkable fitness of an 82-year-old goalkeeper in Italy, showcasing the sport's unique absurdities and the longevity of its athletes.
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Sep 5, 2025 • 22min
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Levy's signings, Brazilians, and Premier League oldies
Jack's Encyclopaedia is a buzz of competition and laughter as Vish, Marcus, and Jim spar over Tottenham's splashiest signings. They dive into nostalgic chats about Premier League legends, particularly Brazilian and Portuguese players, filled with quirky quizzes and funny anecdotes. Listeners are invited to recall Chelsea's Champions League triumph against Manchester City, while the hosts playfully debate the impact of seasoned players in the league. Expect humor, trivia, and vibrant discussions that capture the spirit of football fandom!
