
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Apr 9, 2025 • 53min
Can I have two Mr. Whippys please?
What a night for Arsenal! This morning, we found a wild Jim Campbell walking the streets of North London and Marcus, Luke and Pete brought him in for a celebratory Ramble.On the show, Luke’s momentarily lost for words over Declan Rice’s free-kicks - It obviously doesn’t last very long. Plus, Marcus compares Unai Emery to Brendan Rodgers and Pete compares Thomas Muller to his old boiler…We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 7, 2025 • 24min
Ramble Reacts: Misery for Leicester City
Just when you thought Southampton were bad, Leicester City set a new football league record after failing to score in their eighth consecutive defeat. Marcus and Jim are here to try and work out what Leicester do next.Elsewhere, Harvey Barnes shows everyone how to celebrate against your old club and Liam Delap has been linked with a move to Man United. Poor bloke…We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 7, 2025 • 59min
Mysterious mistress
Fulham beat Liverpool! Luke and Jim are here to steady Marcus’ aunt by reminding him they’ll probably lose to Bournemouth next week. Oh, the cruel mistress that is the Premier League mid-table.Elsewhere, “El Flapico” lived up to its billing as Crystal Palace and Brighton showed those Manchester slugs what a real derby should look like. Plus, José Mourinho has a reason to climb back into the laundry basket. Oh dear...We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 5, 2025 • 42min
Mailbag: Can Jack Grealish get back to his best?
Young Jacky Grealish finally ended his Premier League goal-drought which extended all the way back to 2023! So with a summer exit from the Etihad looking likely, could a new club be the key to getting him back to his best?Marcus, Luke & Jim discuss that, plus why is it that Real Madrid and Barcelona can still pull the Premier League's brightest talents away from England?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 4, 2025 • 1h 5min
The Preview Show: El Flapico
The Spurs fans had a mixed reaction to Ange Postecoglou’s tactics as they faced Chelsea. Discussions dive into the intense rivalries, particularly the clash between Spurs and Chelsea, filled with VAR controversies and key performances. They also reflect on nostalgic mob football and the unique joys of culinary delights associated with the game. Emotional challenges faced by athletes add depth, while humorous banter about upcoming derbies keeps the atmosphere lively. Plus, a quirky quiz adds a competitive twist to the episode!

Apr 2, 2025 • 26min
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool win the Merseyside derby
After the thrilling Merseyside derby, the hosts question how James Tarkowski avoided a red card. They dive into the chaotic officiating and how it affects fairness in football, especially with VAR's role. Attention shifts to Everton's strategy, showcasing their resilience despite the loss. Additionally, they discuss the excitement of teams vying for European spots and liven up the conversation with tales of unpredictable football futures, including a dramatic Turkish league event. Humorous insights make for a lively listen!

Apr 2, 2025 • 54min
Just fold the club
Vish is fed up with Manchester United and believes it's time to fold the club after a recent loss. Meanwhile, Arsenal's Bukayo Saka is poised to shine against Real Madrid in the upcoming Champions League match. The hosts debate quirky football awards, including a hilarious Man of the Match linked to eggs. They also tackle fan frustrations over ticket resales and club profits, alongside humorous discussions about animal mascots and crocodiles. It's a rollercoaster of emotions and comedy as they delve into the beautiful game.

Apr 1, 2025 • 45min
Not that type of Gooner
The Premier League is back, and the hosts kick things off with playful banter about recent pranks and Arsenal's new leadership. They dive into the quirky role of sporting directors, comparing it to children's TV shows and discussing transfer dynamics. There's a whimsical look at football friendships and an innovative dating show for fans. The upcoming Nottingham Forest vs. Manchester United matchup is analyzed, along with transfer rumors surrounding Bruno Fernandes. Expect laughs as they explore sporting rivalries and amusing AI quirks!

Mar 31, 2025 • 52min
And then there were four...
Highlights from the FA Cup quarter-finals lead to playful discussions about players like Jean-Philippe Mateta sporting a new moustache. The atmosphere in Newcastle is electric post-celebration, rivaling World Cup vibes. Analysis of recent matches shines a light on rising talents from Man City’s Academy and memorable moments like Haaland’s missed penalty. Humorous debates about big fish fears and controversial penalties keep the energy high, all while teasing upcoming live shows and connecting with the audience through laughter and football insights.

Mar 29, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Should we be surprised that no managers were sacked during the international break?
Farewell international football, welcome back domestic football. We've not even kicked a ball yet and you lot are already asking about sackings!But with a couple of managers under pressure, is it a surprise that none of them got the boot in the international break?Marcus, Luke & Vish are here to debate just that! Plus, what's the best interview meltdown in football history?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.