
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Mar 7, 2025 • 56min
The Preview Show: It’s a trap
Spurs have been left with egg on their face after another poor performance. Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and Vish stress why both Spurs and Man United really need to do better in the Europa League.Elsewhere, we wonder whether José Mourinho will attempt to manage Rangers for the second leg against Fenerbahçe. Plus, Vish once again puts both his belts on the line in Jack’s Encyclopedia.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 6, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: A sensational win for Liverpool
Liverpool's unexpected 1-0 victory against a stronger opponent sparks a lively debate about their game plan. The tactical brilliance against PSG features a resilient defense and a standout goalkeeper. Dive into controversial penalty decisions that had fans buzzing, while discussing the emotional impact of these high-stakes matches. The podcast also explores thrilling Champions League moments, like Kane's crucial goal, and shares humorous ideas to engage fans during games. It's a captivating blend of analysis, emotion, and lighthearted fun!

Mar 5, 2025 • 54min
Is the glass full yet?
Arsenal scored SEVEN goals away to PSV. Maybe Josh Kroenke—aka "the heir to the Walmart family inheritance"™—should come and put a rocket up Arsenal more often.Today, Marcus, Andy, and Pete take a moment to enjoy Aston Villa and Tyrone Mings getting revenge on Club Brugge. Plus, Pete gets rather excited for tonight’s meaty clash between Liverpool and PSG. Oh, we also work out how we're going to defeat the robots when they try to take over the world.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 2025 • 30min
Ramble Reacts: Forest’s Wellend Physio
Matz Sels was Nottingham Forest’s hero, making the decisive save to send them through to the FA Cup quarter-finals after a tense penalty shootout against Ipswich Town.Vish breaks down the game—but Pete? He was too distracted by Forest’s physio, who happens to have a Paul Weller-esque haircut...We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 3, 2025 • 58min
I’ve got a voucher
Fulham's dramatic FA Cup victory sets the stage for a celebration! The hosts dive into player performances and the chaos of penalty shootouts, painting a vivid picture of the game. They address the mishandling of a serious injury, stressing the need for better refereeing standards. A hilarious tangent on sandwich preferences brings laughter as they reminisce about quirky meal choices in football. Finally, the emotional rollercoasters of various matches highlight the unpredictability of the sport, making for an engaging recap.

Mar 1, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Will Arne Slot’s title win hurt Jürgen Klopp’s legacy?
The discussion kicks off with a debate on how Arne Slot's potential title win could reshape perceptions of Jürgen Klopp's legacy. They dive into the emotional bonds fans have with their teams, even amidst managerial changes. Insights on the undervaluation of African football, particularly regarding the Ballon d'Or, spark a lively conversation. Plus, they indulge in a fun segment creating fantasy five-a-side teams based on shared birthdays, resulting in amusing player picks and spirited banter!

Feb 28, 2025 • 51min
The Preview Show: Purgatory for silk
Get ready for some thrilling FA Cup chatter! The hosts delve into whether Plymouth can defy the odds against Manchester City. There's lively banter about Leicester City's fight for survival and Fulham's hopes against Manchester United. A surprising twist involving a German referee adds humor to the mix. Tune in for fan dynamics, managerial strategies, and a fun trivia quiz on Liverpool's legends. Plus, the hosts share their excitement about an upcoming live show!

Feb 26, 2025 • 31min
Ramble Reacts: Ipswich waste their Man United voucher
A thrilling match saw Manchester United clinch a victory against Ipswich, but frustrations lingered over Ipswich's missed chances—dubbed their Man United voucher. Liverpool's rise in the Premier League contrasts sharply with Arsenal's struggles, raising questions about their future under Mikel Arteta. The discussion also delves into controversial refereeing and mixed feelings from fans. Humorous jabs about club operations add levity to the analysis, making for a lively chat about the highs and lows of current football affairs.

Feb 26, 2025 • 59min
Can you smell what the Glasner is cooking?
The hosts dive into Crystal Palace's European aspirations and tackle the dismal performance of Southampton, sparking lively banter. They celebrate Eddie Nketiah's first Premier League goal and hilariously compare managerial antics to political dramas. With a blend of pop culture and football analysis, they discuss the complexities of billionaire ownership and its implications for fans. The podcast also critiques superficial media interviews and revels in the delight of smaller clubs upsetting giants. It's a delightful mix of humor and passionate football insights!

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Feb 25, 2025 • 47min
There's only one Hotspur
Promoted teams are facing a rough return to the Championship, with insights on Wolves' vital win and the struggles of Ipswich and Leicester. Tune in as the crew discusses Tottenham's impressive performances and their new branding demands. There's a humorous take on mascots and the anticipation of upcoming Premier League clashes, alongside reflections on managerial impacts and player dynamics. Plus, enjoy some light banter about goal-scoring records, contrasting accomplishments with unexpected challenges.
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