
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

May 2, 2025 • 1h 3min
The Preview Show: Bask Country
The hosts celebrate Manchester United's victory and Harry Maguire's surprising transformation. They discuss the buzz around an upcoming live tour and dig into Tottenham's latest performance amidst playful banter. Highlights include a humorous take on 3D-printed medals and reflections on personal grooming trends in football. They debate tactical decisions in a thrilling match and analyze Chelsea's ambitions in European competitions. The episode wraps up with light-hearted anecdotes and a fun quiz about Premier League's top scorers.

Apr 30, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: A wild ride in Barcelona
The thrilling Champions League semi-final between Barcelona and Inter steals the spotlight, with an unexpected star, Lamine Yamal, drawing comparisons to a young Messi. The hosts debate Hansi Flick's reckless tactics while reminiscing about nostalgic hacker stories from the noughties. They dive into iconic football moments, including a stunning overhead kick by Dumfries, weaving humor and player anecdotes throughout. Plus, they playfully explore humorous intersections between sports and royalty, sharing memorable protocol mishaps.

Apr 30, 2025 • 53min
Half and half bacon
This lively discussion kicks off with PSG's stunning performance against Arsenal, examining tactical dynamics and key player contributions. The hosts humorously dive into the world of TIFOs, exploring the ups and downs of fan expectations. They also chat about Carlo Ancelotti's potential role with Brazil amidst witty banter about management changes. The comedic anecdotes about quirky fans and bacon drones keep the atmosphere light while analyzing football’s unpredictable twists. Excitement builds for upcoming live shows, promising fan interactions and hilarity!

Apr 29, 2025 • 43min
Arsenal vs the England Slayers
The anticipation builds as Arsenal braces for a showdown against Luis Enrique's formidable PSG. The hosts reflect on the evolving landscape of the Champions League and the varying dynamics since their last encounter. There's a whimsical discussion linking childhood sweets to football recruitment strategies, alongside a passionate debate about lower league title races. Meanwhile, Wrexham's rise brings both joy and scrutiny, underscoring the complexities of football economics. The stakes couldn't be higher, as focus and strategy take center stage in this exciting match-up.

Apr 28, 2025 • 59min
There’s a snake in my flare
Liverpool's triumphant Premier League victory takes center stage, sparking lively debates about their journey and a laid-back manager's strategies. The gang humorously recounts fan antics, including flare pranks, while contrasting player performances from Liverpool and Manchester City. Crystal Palace's FA Cup heroics are celebrated alongside playful banter about rivalries and future prospects. With unique insights into football's tactical world, the hosts tackle coaching controversies and the emotional rollercoaster of fandom, all while keeping it entertaining and light-hearted.

Apr 26, 2025 • 43min
Mailbag: How can Leeds & Burnley stay up next season?
Welcome back to the Premier League, Leeds and Burnley! So nice of you to join us for the year...Seriously though, with the gap between the Premier League and the Championship bigger than ever, what can the promoted sides do to extend their stay in the Premier League?Marcus, Luke & Pete give their thoughts on that, plus does Jamie Vardy regret turning Arsenal down back in 2016?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 25, 2025 • 1h 4min
The Preview Show: What about Lee Chappy?
The hosts dive into Jamie Vardy's departure, questioning the future for his lookalike. They celebrate football tenures and share a playful sing-along, adding humor to their camaraderie. Anticipation builds for the FA Cup semi-finals, highlighting the upcoming Crystal Palace versus Aston Villa showdown. There's a funny reflection on geographical mishaps among players, as well as a lighthearted discussion about stylish managers and their emotional exits. The episode wraps up with witty banter and predictions for key upcoming matches.

Apr 23, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Mr Title Challenge, someone said you were dead
Liverpool fans can breathe easy; the title race is still alive! A late equalizer from Mateta stirs confidence ahead of the FA Cup semi. Meanwhile, there's a whimsical discussion about Raheem Sterling's next move and playful banter surrounding Lee Dixon's peculiarities. The hosts hilariously analyze the entertaining chaos of the recent Arsenal vs. Crystal Palace match, all while spotlighting Crystal Palace's rising talents. Expect witty takes on football transfers and some outrageous scenarios involving livestock that will keep you chuckling!

Apr 23, 2025 • 58min
Jonjo's back
Manchester City is on a winning streak, stirring discussions about their tactical strengths against Aston Villa. The team also delves into Jamie Vardy's bold social media remarks and the responsibility of Ruud van Nistelrooy for Leicester's struggles. Meanwhile, excitement brews over the Serie A title race potentially heading to a playoff. The hosts sprinkle in humor about sports culture and examine the pressures on managers, making for a lively and engaging conversation.

Apr 21, 2025 • 27min
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest return to third!
A thrilling night as Nottingham Forest surges back to third place after a fantastic victory against Tottenham! The hosts dissect key performances, including Chris Wood's resurgence and the emotional rollercoaster for fans. They also dive into the chaotic world of football, discussing fitness and the unpredictable nature of the game. With newly promoted teams making waves and the excitement of Champions League qualification on the horizon, there’s plenty of banter to keep listeners entertained!