
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

May 14, 2025 • 50min
Let’s get back to Wayne Lineker
The excitement of playoff limbs™ brings a close look at Sunderland's thrilling journey, highlighted by a dramatic last-minute win. The speakers celebrate the intriguing partnership of Brazil and Carlo Ancelotti, sparking questions about its timing and potential success. As Jose Mourinho's antics stir controversy, Wayne Lineker's tension with Arne Slot adds humor. Meanwhile, Manchester United fans can rest easy knowing Sir Jim is grilling at a BBQ, promising lively fan engagement and memorable football moments ahead!

May 13, 2025 • 49min
Bring your Trunks
The hosts dive into the recent struggles of Manchester United and Tottenham, mixing humor with analysis of their precarious situations. Fulham's new swimming pool hilariously raises eyebrows, while discussions about tactical insights reveal standout performances and transfer speculations. They also explore the influence of manager Glasner on team dynamics, emphasizing the balance of dreams and reality in club strategy. All this is wrapped in a playful critique of football culture and the absurdity of pools in stadiums.

May 12, 2025 • 47min
Seven Years of Gear
In Glasgow, the hosts share wild tales from their adventures, including hilarious culinary mishaps. They dive into Newcastle's tactical triumph over Chelsea, complete with red card drama. There's a lively discussion about the potential move of Chelsea to Twickenham Stadium. The emotional rollercoaster of recent Liverpool fan reactions adds depth, while insights into the Europa League and Championship Playoffs keep the excitement high. And, of course, there are plenty of laughs about a listener's backyard accident and the challenges of aging in sports.

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May 10, 2025 • 41min
Mailbag: Do we need to tweak the European competitions?
Two clubs battling in the Europa League raise questions about its value in light of their domestic struggles. The hosts dive into what makes a thrilling football match and explore the emotional ties fans have with cult heroes, highlighting players who defined their legacy despite not being superstars. Nottingham Forest's potential journey in European competitions sparks a discussion on football's unpredictability and unique moments that cement players in fans' hearts. Will changes to European formats level the playing field? Tune in for hilarious insights!

May 9, 2025 • 56min
The Preview Show: A Full English Final
Well, would you look at that - Gareth Southgate’s version of Manchester United made it to the Europa League final, where they’ll face Ange’s boys after their own unusually composed performance.Marcus, Vish, Jim and Pete pick through that confusing conclusion and look ahead to some spicy weekend action on today’s blockbuster Preview Show! We wonder if Newcastle can get the job done against Chelsea, welcome in the Championship play-offs and plot the rest of Kevin De Bruyne’s career as he transitions from silky Brentford midfielder to setting up a bakery.Our live tour is happening THIS WEEK! Get your tickets now before it's too late: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 7, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s European quest ends in Paris
Marcus and Luke bid farewell to Arsenal's Champions League dreams after a heartbreaking loss to PSG. They dissect the match's pivotal moments, including Declan Rice's near-miss and stunning saves from Donnarumma. The discussion highlights Arsenal's potential while addressing missed opportunities and necessary roster improvements. With PSG now climbing towards their ultimate goal, they also touch on the unpredictability of cup competitions and reflect on the upcoming final between Inter Milan and PSG. Exciting live events are on the horizon too!

May 7, 2025 • 57min
It doesn’t get better than that
What a match it was—a thrilling 13-goal showdown in the Champions League! The hosts discuss the unpredictability of football, including memorable performances and strategic maneuvers from Inter and Barcelona. They tackle the loyalty dilemma faced by players considering transfers after long tenures. Plus, there's playful banter about Arsenal's upcoming clash with PSG and humorous takes on player dynamics. Tune in for football insights mixed with fun pop culture references!

May 5, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest stop the rot against Crystal Palace
The hosts dive into a bizarre draw between Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace, complete with lighthearted tales about football memorabilia. They thoroughly enjoy Eberechi Eze's dazzling form, even humorously noting his weekend chess exploits. The conversation heats up as they weigh the future of key talents like Morgan Gibbs-White amidst transfer rumors. They also explore the quirky links between football strategies and chess tactics, all while building excitement for the upcoming live shows!

May 5, 2025 • 1h 4min
Return of Damac
The hosts tackle Arsenal's struggles in a tight title race, blending insights with humor. They celebrate Harry Kane’s first trophy at Bayern while exploring Chelsea's resurgence and the impact of sponsorships in football. Jamie Vardy kicks off his refereeing career with a flourish, and Bournemouth's shocking win adds drama to the Premier League. The banter flows as they gear up for live shows, share quirky local tales, and critique unexpected player departures, all while highlighting the unique culture woven into the beautiful game.

May 3, 2025 • 46min
Mailbag: Where does Liverpool's title win rank?
The discussion kicks off with a debate about Liverpool's latest title win and where it ranks among the league's elite. The hosts hilariously rank Klopp's team against past champions while sharing anecdotes from fans. Wrexham's rise is explored, touching on celebrity ownership and financial hurdles. A playful segment imagines a band of footballers, assigning them quirky roles. Amidst lively banter, they also tackle the challenges faced by relegated teams and reflect on the unique quirks of football icons.