
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Mar 29, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Should we be surprised that no managers were sacked during the international break?
Farewell international football, welcome back domestic football. We've not even kicked a ball yet and you lot are already asking about sackings!But with a couple of managers under pressure, is it a surprise that none of them got the boot in the international break?Marcus, Luke & Vish are here to debate just that! Plus, what's the best interview meltdown in football history?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 2025 • 60min
The Preview Show: An ear advantage
Excitement brews as the FA Cup quarterfinals approach, with playful banter about Jean-Philippe Mateta's potential new superpower. The hosts hilariously discuss Gary Caldwell's Scottish accent and how it might have influenced his recent send-off. Predictions rain down on Bournemouth vs. Manchester City, intertwined with humorous anecdotes about accents and betting. The conversation wraps with a lively quiz on Premier League legends, showcasing both trivia knowledge and camaraderie, all while keeping spirits high!

Mar 27, 2025 • 30min
Ramble Uncut: Matryoshka Speedboats
The hosts humorously dissect marketing strategies on LinkedIn, blending tech tips with laughs. They dive into the perks of Patreon, promising exclusive content and early ticket access. Nostalgia takes center stage as they share childhood tales and music memories, exploring one-hit wonders and quirky bands. A lighthearted pie debate spurs comparisons of savory and sweet favorites from around the world. Food and sports fuse in whimsical discussions about adventurous dining. Celebrity encounters and tech mishaps round out the fun banter.

Mar 26, 2025 • 49min
You’ll Never Walk Alone
A lively discussion takes center stage as the hosts tackle Millwall's quirky 5G network and the whimsical notion of Carlisle United’s team bus. Fans react hilariously to Trent Alexander-Arnold's rumored move to Real Madrid. Anecdotes about nostalgic sports moments and the unpredictable nature of international matches spark joy. The conversation dives into player transfers and the challenges of team dynamics, all sprinkled with humor and a touch of history. It's a captivating ride through the ups and downs of football culture!

Mar 25, 2025 • 27min
Ramble Reacts: What have we learned about Thomas Tuchel’s England?
The discussion kicks off with England’s 3-0 triumph over Latvia, analyzing key performances and tactical adjustments. There's a humorous exploration of Thomas Tuchel's potential shift to 4-4-2. The hosts dive into the challenges of international coaching and how Tuchel’s strategies might redefine England's playstyle. They reflect on emerging talents and the importance of player versatility while navigating expectations for future tournaments. It's a blend of tactical insight and light-hearted banter about the national team's evolving identity.

Mar 24, 2025 • 50min
Greecey peeps, man
The hosts dive into the excitement of recent international matches, marveling at England's young talents and their impressive performances. Scotland's struggles and coaching challenges evoke sympathy as they face tough media scrutiny after a heavy defeat. Meanwhile, Steve Bruce's controversial tactics in the Premier League spark lively debate. The conversation continues with dramatic moments from the UEFA Nations League, filled with thrilling penalties and emotional victories, while playful anecdotes and historical matches add a humorous touch.

Mar 22, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Can England afford to play exciting football?
The discussion takes a sharp turn as Thomas Tuchel critiques England's lack of identity on the pitch, sparking a debate on whether exciting football is feasible at the international level. Memories of thrilling tournaments bring a nostalgic touch, highlighting fan emotions and iconic moments. The conversation dives into the complexities of management decisions and the financial strains on loyal supporters amidst corporate priorities, along with a humorous take on a young player's dream of executing the perfect Rabona kick.

Mar 21, 2025 • 49min
The Preview Show: Sack Allister
A new era dawns for England as Thomas Tuchel steps in as manager. Excitement bubbles over Scotland's impressive victory in Greece, with cheeky insights into player dynamics. Expect hilarious discussions about snacks and cultural quirks, along with reflections on Wales' spirited football scene. The pressure mounts for England's upcoming match against Albania, exploring tactical shifts and key player roles. Plus, a trip down memory lane with a nostalgic quiz on the memorable 2018 World Cup squad adds to the fun!

Mar 20, 2025 • 33min
England Special: Tommy Tuchs takes the reigns!
Get the bunting out and lay on the sandwiches: a new era of English football begins tomorrow. With Tommy Tuchs about to make his debut in the Wembley dugout, Marcus and Luke are here to answer some seismic listener questions!Who will feature in his first starting XI? Is winning all that matters, or does the football need to be exciting too? And should Tuchel wear a three lions-branded bowler hat for the first game?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 2025 • 56min
International lilac
The international break is here and Marcus has worn his very best lilac t-shirt to celebrate the occasion. My giddy aunt, what a time to be alive.Today, he, Luke, Vish and Andy share their first impressions of Thomas Tuchel as England manager. We also celebrate Big Dan Burn being awarded the Freedom of Northumberland, give our support to Gennaro Gattuso after his recent argument on live TV and pay our respects to former Bulgarian footballer Petko Ganchev who is thankfully still alive and well.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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