Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 2, 2026 • 43min
The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
Enzo Maresca's unexpected pivot to novel writing raises questions about his exit from Chelsea, which is shrouded in intrigue and internal disputes. The hosts delve into the implications of Chelsea's ownership structure and the club's revolving managerial door. Sunderland's surprising triumph over Manchester City is celebrated, while discussions of their potential European push emerge. Amid the chaos of AFCON, humorous anecdotes flourish, and a stadium hotel controversy adds an extra layer of amusement.
Jan 1, 2026 • 34min
Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
Cheers to the new year with hilariously outrageous favorites from the past year! José Mourinho's playful texts to Mkhitaryan raise eyebrows. Clint Hill's dubious pill prank keeps the humor rolling. Relive the absurdity of tall tales and schoolyard fabrications. The crew dives into quirky TV pitches, including a wild idea featuring Peter Andre. Plus, the loyalty of Sir Alex Ferguson's assistants surfaces, revealing a funny side of football's behind-the-scenes antics. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of laughs and unforgettable moments!
Dec 31, 2025 • 57min
Arsenal get their steam back
Arsenal bounced back with an impressive 4-1 win over Aston Villa, leading to a deep dive into the game's pivotal moments. The discussion heats up around tactical nuances, transfer gossip like Brennan Johnson's move to Palace, and post-match manager antics. There's also a lively debate on Nottingham Forest's complaint about refereeing bias. On a lighter note, footballers share the spotlight in the darts scene, and the hosts ponder which football star would make the best New Year's Eve companion. It's a mix of analysis and fun anecdotes!
Dec 30, 2025 • 43min
Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?
West Ham finds itself in hot water this season, with ownership mismanagement driving fans to frustration. The hosts discuss managerial changes and a lack of effective transfers, questioning if relegation could lead to a much-needed reset. On a lighter note, they explore the best players of 2025 based on vibes and share New Year’s resolutions for football. Hilarious anecdotes about pitch invasions and mistaken identities add to the fun, making for an entertaining mix of serious analysis and lighthearted banter.
Dec 29, 2025 • 57min
Live from the Christmas Perineum
Dive into the festive football fun as the hosts explore Aston Villa's surprising title challenge and Unai Emery's clever tactics. They cheekily dissect the Christmas Perineum concept while analyzing Ryan Cherki's vibrant performance at Manchester City. Injury worries plague Arsenal, raising questions about tactical choices, including Declan Rice at right back. The banter flows as they reflect on Christmas-themed football moments, including cheeky stories and celebrity transfer gossip, ensuring plenty of laughs and insightful analysis.
Dec 27, 2025 • 39min
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2
Dive into hilarious tales like the Lambton Worm story, hilariously told and corrected by the team. Manchester United’s shocking Grimsby defeat sparks lively debates about penalties and the club's culture. Get the lowdown on the upcoming Liverpool-Arsenal clash while laughing at international match views. Plus, Pete's unique unboxing of budget football boots adds comedic flair. Wrap it all up with a thrilling quiz finale in Jack's Encyclopaedia. It's a rollercoaster of football fun!
Dec 26, 2025 • 48min
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1
The hosts dive into some of the wildest moments of the year! Ruben Amorim's dramatic TV smash at Old Trafford makes headlines, while the fallout from Man United's pay cuts raises eyebrows. They explore Juventus and Inter Miami's confusing Club World Cup qualifications and reflect on PSG's shocking 4-0 loss. Ian Rush's AI musical hilariously garners criticism alongside light-hearted banter about eagles and spies. Personal tales and listener questions add an entertaining twist, wrapping up with teases for more fun to come!
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Dec 25, 2025 • 22min
My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!
Celebrate Christmas with a mix of festive banter and competitive spirit among the hosts! They share hilarious jokes, read a whimsical poem, and spark laughter with a T-Pain gag. The highlight is a spirited game for the Christmas Cup, where they bid on how many clubs various players, like Jimmy Bullard and Chicharito, have played for. Expect lively debates on bluffing strategies and even a bonus round about holiday overindulgence. It's a jolly, fun-filled episode perfect for dodging awkward family conversations!
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Dec 24, 2025 • 54min
The Preview Show: Absolute Lims
The hosts dive into Arsenal's thrilling win over Crystal Palace, complete with a dramatic penalty shootout. They discuss the surprising lack of Boxing Day fixtures and laugh about fans doing unconventional things at matches, like watching movies. A dedicated supporter travels 900 miles to see his team, earning admiration from the crew. They also tackle the ongoing struggles at Wolves and the mixed reviews around Bruno Fernandes' leadership. As Christmas approaches, there's a blend of festive spirit and football analysis throughout!
Dec 23, 2025 • 41min
Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League history?
Wolverhampton Wanderers are in dire straits with only two points from 17 games. A lively debate ensues about whether they could break Derby County's record for the worst Premier League performance. The discussion shifts to ownership missteps and the impact on player morale, compounded by recent squad turmoil. On a lighter note, the hosts explore player fashion blunders, consider adopting ultras culture in England, and share quirky listener stories about football superstitions. Humor and insights abound as they tackle these diverse topics!
