
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

May 27, 2025 • 27min
Reacting to our Premier League predictions
The hosts humorously revisit their pre-season Premier League predictions, revealing how wildly off they were about team performances. They dive into team success stories and unexpected relegations, sparking lively debates and laughter. Their reflections touch on shocking managerial changes and player escapades that defied expectations. Amid playful banter, they highlight Liverpool's surprising journey and engage in a friendly competition over who made the most accurate calls. The unpredictability of the season provides plenty of material for comedy and analysis.

May 26, 2025 • 1h 1min
An orgy of boo boys
The final day of the Premier League brought chaos for Aston Villa as Emi Martinez and the referee lost their heads. Nottingham Forest faced a dramatic letdown, while Trent Alexander-Arnold bid an emotional farewell at Anfield. The dynamic around Spurs' perplexing season reached a fittingly confusing conclusion. Amidst laughter and banter, they reflect on player farewells and discuss potential transfers. The nostalgic connection between fans and footballers shines through as they explore the highs and lows of the game.

May 24, 2025 • 48min
Mailbag: Have Spurs had a better season than Arsenal?
A thrilling debate unfolds as Tottenham Spurs celebrate a trophy win after 17 years while Arsenal boasts a strong league performance. The hosts explore the heated rivalry between the two teams, questioning what defines a successful season—trophies or overall performance. They also tackle the intriguing call-up of Ivan Toney from the Saudi Pro League to the England squad, debating its implications. With humor and camaraderie, they discuss what makes a football legend and analyze tactical shifts in the ever-evolving game.

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May 23, 2025 • 1h 5min
The Preview Show: Permutations Deluxe
The final weekend of the Premier League season is here, sparking a lively debate: Nathan Jones or Alan Pardew in a lift? A thrilling race for European spots unfolds, filled with unpredictable twists. The discussion shifts to the management woes of Tottenham and Liverpool, revealing the pressures on both clubs. Excitement brews over crucial playoff matches, with humorous trivia about Leeds United managers keeping spirits high. With predictions and emotional stakes at play, it's an entertaining mix of analysis and banter!

May 21, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: I told you so, mate
Tottenham Hotspur have won the Europa League. Yep, you read that right. And don't say Ange Postecoglou didn't tell ya!Marcus and Jim react off the back of a (let's be honest) rather scrappy Europa League final. But it's a year of ending trophy droughts, so what might that mean for England next summer? Now we're talking.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 2025 • 45min
Is Ian Rush walking alone?
Marcus, Jim, Andy and Pete look ahead to a truly seismic Europa League final between Man United and Spurs, which boils down to two bald men fighting to the death over a £100m comb.Before that though, we’ve got a couple of last night’s victory laps from Kevin De Bruyne and Crystal Palace to pore over - it seems Omar Marmoush has gladly took up the “smash bangers in from thirty yards” mantle. Plus, Ian Rush’s new AI musical about his legal troubles means Pete has *finally* had enough of the internet. God help us all.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 2025 • 43min
Pete's Eurobeats
Football football football dum dum dum. Now you go, Harry!Marcus, Pete and Vish review Harry Kane's sped-up rendition of Sweet Caroline at Bayern's trophy parade. It went about as well as you'd expect.Elsewhere, there's the small matter of Arsenal securing Champions League football. But how do they avoid second place again next season? Vish thinks there's only one answer. Plus, after José Mourinho gets an almighty mugging off in Turkey, Marcus hatches a revenge plan involving one Jamie Richard Vardy...Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 2025 • 57min
The Dean Henderson Final
My giddy aunt. Oli Glasner and his boys have bloomin' well done it, even if they do have the referee to thank. Never a red, eh?Marcus, Vish & Pete break down what was an astonishing FA Cup final, and give credit to a tiny magician for sprinkling that magic on the Wembley turf.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 2025 • 39min
Mailbag: Where would a Palace FA Cup win rank among football’s greatest underdog stories?
It's FA Cup final day, and there's a buzz around the potential for Crystal Palace to create a memorable underdog story. The hosts discuss the emotional weight of a Palace victory and its historical significance in football. Chelsea’s goal drought hits the spotlight, with talk of potential player targets to fix their woes. Officiating challenges and the impact of VAR add an intriguing twist, while fun hypotheticals about aging stars suggest they still have a place in the modern game. A lively mix of humor and insights keeps the conversation engaging!

May 16, 2025 • 59min
The Preview Show: No Palace, no party
Can Crystal Palace cap off their impressive season with a historic cup win? Marcus, Luke, Andy and Pete wonder if the stars may just be aligning for Glasner’s Gang. Plus, can Pep Guardiola resist the urge to deploy some mad cup final tactics and play Kevin de Bruyne at left-back? Or will the lawyers pitch up on the Wembley touchline and deliver the verdict on those 115 charges two minutes before kick-off?There are some Premier League games worth a glance, too - Everton will play their final men’s game at the iconic Goodison Park and Chelsea will hope to cash in their Man United voucher tonight. Oh, and we try to help John Carver get above a serial killer in the Google rankings after an impressive few months in Poland. Just part of the public service we provide.There are a handful of tickets still available for our London live show tomorrow night! Get yours now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.