

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 19, 2025 • 22min
My Biddy Aunt: Footballers turned broadcasters
Dive into a playful arena where football meets broadcasting! The hosts take on a quiz challenge featuring famous footballers turned broadcasters. Points are scored as they bid and list clubs associated with legends like Dion Dublin and Gary Lineker. Tensions rise in the final rounds with Paul Merson and Chris Kamara's challenges. Will Pete finally snatch a win from Marcus? Tune in for plenty of laughs, trivia, and friendly rivalries!

Dec 19, 2025 • 49min
The Preview Show: Can you sniff it?
Can Everton defeat Arsenal with a bit of unconventional strategy involving glue? The hosts share intriguing tales from Wayne Rooney's letters to Duncan Ferguson during his prison days. Also discussed is Morocco's remarkable Arab Cup victory and the controversy surrounding FIFA's decision-making process. Previewing key matches, they explore Spurs' struggles against Liverpool and delve into Manchester City's contingency plans for a potential managerial shift. Lively banter and unexpected stories make for an engaging listen!

Dec 18, 2025 • 43min
Control your own X (formerly known as Twitter)
The hosts dive into the wild Newcastle vs. Fulham match, reflecting on the drama and the need for morale-boosting victories. They hilariously discuss a mishap involving Fulham's team bus and tackle the intensity of football rivalries. The trio critiques managerial pressures in the Scottish league while contemplating an award for the highest overhead kick in football. They also react to the return of a FIFA video game on Netflix and celebrate tech developments helping visually impaired fans experience matches.

Dec 17, 2025 • 53min
Pete’s cheesy knees
We’re into the business end of the Carabao! Although there wasn’t an upset last night, Marcus, Pete and Luke give Cardiff their dues for a spirited performance against the World Champions.Elsewhere, barns are still burning - and Kobbie Mainoo still isn’t free - after Man United drew 4-4 with Bournemouth on Monday. Plus, Marcus develops his five-year plan to get Brother Brendy to manage Fulham.Gift a Football Ramble Patreon subscription this Christmas: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble/giftFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Dec 16, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: What is going on with ticket prices for the World Cup?
Ticket prices for the upcoming World Cup are through the roof, spurring debates about the impact on game atmosphere and fan access. The hosts challenge the justification for high costs and discuss whether FIFA's pricing is exploitative. They also compare managerial talents, posing the question of Unai Emery's place among the Premier League's best. Other topics include the most challenging records to break, and a humorous take on prioritizing football over love. Expect passionate discussions and listener anecdotes that highlight the quirks of fandom.

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Dec 15, 2025 • 1h 1min
Mackem mayhem
Sunderland shocked Newcastle with a stunning derby win, sparking discussion about Newcastle's poor performance and tactical failings. Pete Donaldson’s voice note delivered a scathing verdict on the team's disinterest. The rivalry's intensity was highlighted alongside the praise for Sunderland's vibrant atmosphere. The hosts also scrutinized Arsenal's potential wobble, Carragher and Ferdinand's spat over comments on Salah, and debated the future of Spurs manager Frank amid alarming form. Celebrations continue for Fulham and Aston Villa as they solidify their claims for the season.

Dec 12, 2025 • 23min
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Mo Salah's favourite teammates, a Newcastle vs Sunderland throwback, and Andy Brassell's Instagram
The show dives into some lively discussions about Mo Salah's notable Liverpool teammates, highlighting stars like van Dijk and Alexander-Arnold. A fun memory game tests the hosts' recollections of the 2015–16 Newcastle vs Sunderland showdown. They also touch on hilarious Instagram posts from Andy Brassell about European stadiums. Plus, there's a wild story about Dan Byrne's finger mishap, adding a touch of chaos to the conversation. Tune in for a blend of facts, nostalgia, and humor!

Dec 12, 2025 • 55min
The Preview Show: Beauty and the Pete
Pete's new haircare routine sets the stage for a lively discussion about festive Europa League action. The team dissects Aston Villa's recent victory, Nottingham Forest's European resurgence, and the chaos surrounding Samuel Eto'o in Cameroon. They dive into FIFA's controversial World Cup ticket pricing, raising eyebrows about affordability for fans. Plus, the excitement builds for the upcoming Tyne and Wear derby. With anecdotes and critiques flying, it's a rollercoaster of football topics that keeps the energy high!

Dec 11, 2025 • 53min
Souness gets the hump
A thrilling night in the Champions League features Manchester City's impressive win as the hosts dive into commentary blunders and praise standout performances. Paul Pogba's surprising investment in camel racing sparks a hilarious discussion on the quirks of the sport, including comical ideas about moustache-themed camels. They also tackle Newcastle's struggles, Arsenal's European success, and share funny anecdotes about players, including a moonwalking farewell for Jesse Lingard. It's a mix of football and offbeat fun!

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Dec 10, 2025 • 55min
So, it’s all Marc Cucurella’s fault?
The ongoing Mo Salah drama is discussed, with a humorous take on a gym photo causing a stir at Liverpool. The hosts dive into the controversy surrounding Marc Cucurella's comments and their ripple effects on the narrative. Chelsea's struggles in the Champions League invite critique, especially regarding squad rotation. Meanwhile, Spurs shine with a strong performance and navigate an LGBTQI+ fan safety issue. Lastly, the renewed feud between Craig Bellamy and Jesse Marsch adds some spicy banter to the mix.


