My Dad Wrote A Porno

The hosts celebrate a decade of hilarity as they dive into the final chapter of Belinda Blinked 1. They share risqué listener emails and engage in playful banter about virginity. A humorous reading ensues, filled with vivid metaphors and outrageous anatomy jokes. The chaos escalates with multiple orgasms and comic misunderstandings. Belinda's awkward goodbyes add to the fun, while the hosts reflect on the series' memorable moments and tease future adventures. Listeners are encouraged to support the book and share their thoughts!

This remastered chapter unveils The Duchess's intriguing revelations. The hosts dive into practical questions about Belinda's morning escapades and the quirks of characters like the night receptionist. As emotional confessions unfold, the power dynamics between Belinda and The Duchess spark lively discussions. Laughter ensues over explicit metaphors, leading to a mix of humor and disbelief. The ongoing speculation about plot twists keeps listeners hooked, while a call for festive listener questions promises more fun ahead!

It's a wild night at The Horse and Jockey with Belinda meeting a youngish receptionist who brings her room service and unexpected affection. The hosts hilariously dissect Belinda's romantic escapades, tallying her growing number of partners and debating her choices between food and passion. They delve into the absurdity of erotic metaphors, from titty wanks to probing. With a satisfying climax for Belinda, the hosts wrap it up by teasing future drama featuring the Duchess, while inviting questions for a special Christmas edition.

Celebrating a decade of hilarity, the hosts dive into awkward public antics with Belinda and Peter in a hotel lobby, all caught on CCTV. They critique the vivid erotic language and Peter's overzealous admiration. The atmosphere heats up with extended scenes of public indecency and unique fetish references. A shocking plot twist reveals Peter's relationship troubles, leading to speculation about future encounters. Laughs abound as the hosts explore the outrageous and often absurd details of Belinda's escapades.

The hosts dive into the absurdity of Belinda's dinner at The Horse and Jockey, reminiscing about previous hilarious scenes. They critique her interactions with the 'youngish' receptionist and marvel at her awkward attempts at flirting with Peter Rouse. A mix of business and steamy advances leads to some incredulous moments. The conversation takes a wild turn with thoughts of voyeurism and bizarre descriptions, all while the hosts poke fun at the inconsistencies in Belinda's romantic escapades.

Celebrating a decade of hilarity, the hosts dive into a racy tale where a mysterious Duchess takes Belinda to a chalet. Expect chaotic moments as the Duchess asserts dominance with a riding crop and engages in wild escapades. The explicit intimacy escalates, featuring bizarre metaphors and surprising role reversals. As Belinda finds a way to handcuff the Duchess, laughter ensues alongside outrageous imagery. The blend of comedy and eroticism keeps audiences entertained while they reflect on the absurdity of it all.

Belinda emerges from a maze only to find herself at a racy charity tombola. As the quirky prizes are revealed, the hosts dive into hilarious descriptions of muddy characters. Tension mounts when Belinda realizes she's a prize herself, leading to an outrageous bidding war. Ultimately, she gets sold to a Duchess, who has some... unique treatment plans for her. The absurdity ramps up with a chaotic drive to an exclusive motel, leaving listeners in stitches at the antics that unfold.

The hosts celebrate a decade of hilarity with remastered readings from an outrageous erotic novel. They dive into Belinda's chaotic love life, tackling ludicrous massages and bewildering logistics of intimate encounters. Peter Rouse makes a grand entrance, delighting listeners with his formal speech and absurd rituals. As Belinda transforms into a willing participant in Peter's strange world, the hosts reflect on her emotional evolution. Get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and unexpected twists!

In this remastered installment, Belinda navigates the maze of absurdity with the new American client, Jim. His unfortunate wardrobe choice—a stained black thong—sets the comedic tone. Hilarity ensues when Belinda encounters Jim’s less-than-impressive anatomy, leading to exaggerated reactions. The scene escalates awkwardly, with Belinda faking enthusiasm to seal a business deal. Mixed with crude metaphors and unexpected reflections on her corporate ambitions, this episode showcases a wild blend of humor and cringe-worthy moments.

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.