My Dad Wrote A Porno S1E7 - 'The Tombola' REMASTERED
Oct 11, 2025
Belinda emerges from a maze only to find herself at a racy charity tombola. As the quirky prizes are revealed, the hosts dive into hilarious descriptions of muddy characters. Tension mounts when Belinda realizes she's a prize herself, leading to an outrageous bidding war. Ultimately, she gets sold to a Duchess, who has some... unique treatment plans for her. The absurdity ramps up with a chaotic drive to an exclusive motel, leaving listeners in stitches at the antics that unfold.
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Belinda Returns To The Maze
- Jamie reads Belinda's return to the maze where she has been with several men and is mesmerized by one of them.
- The hosts react with disbelief and comedic commentary on Rocky Flintstone's prose and sexual scenes.
Rocky's Strained Dramatic Style
- The hosts highlight Rocky's awkward dramatic flourishes and odd phrasings like "to say the best" and "remodelled" hair.
- Their mock-analysis reveals how unusual phrasing creates comedic texture in the book.
The Annual Tombola Auction
- The episode introduces the annual tombola event where human "servants" are auctioned for 12-hour duties to raise charity money.
- Rocky includes bizarre rules like a shared safe word and servants matching the bidder's donation.
