

My Dad Wrote A Porno
My Dad Wrote A Porno
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oct 7, 2025 • 28min
S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oct 6, 2025 • 27min
S1E2 - 'The Leather Room' REMASTERED
Celebrating a decade of hilarity, this remastered installment takes a wild dive into Belinda's unexpected encounters in Tony's bizarre leather-tiled room. The hosts react to a raunchy company dress code and a surprising three-way scenario that unfolds. Tension rises as Belinda navigates steamy moments with Giselle and Tony, only to awkwardly excuse herself mid-escapade. As chemistry brews with Bella afterward, the anticipation for the upcoming chairman's event intensifies. Tune in for outrageous laughs and shocking antics!

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Oct 5, 2025 • 29min
S1E1 - 'The Job Interview' REMASTERED
Celebrate a decade of hilarity as the hosts dive into the bizarre world of Belinda Blumenthal, a would-be sales director for pots and pans. In her outrageous job interview, she faces increasingly ludicrous requests and humorous reactions. The absurdity escalates as clothing is shed, and shocking descriptions prompt lively commentary from the hosts. As workplace dynamics heat up with unexpected character interactions, listeners are treated to a mix of comedy and cringeworthy moments that highlight the peculiarities of erotic fiction.

Mar 25, 2024 • 41min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine
Dive into a hilarious exploration of quirky sexual tales from 'Belinda Blinked' that are anything but sexy. Enjoy playful banter about absurd food and sexual escapades, inspired by outrageous listener anecdotes. The crew shares uproarious stories, including a camping mishap involving a snake. They reflect on the surreal intersections of intimacy and the bizarre, inviting laughter at every turn. Nostalgia weaves throughout, making it a whimsical and lighthearted journey through the unexpected side of erotic storytelling.

Feb 19, 2024 • 44min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr. Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 22, 2024 • 47min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven
In a whirlwind of humor, the hosts dive into their favorite moments from the archives, showcasing the hilarity of accents and character voices. They hilariously reflect on chaotic dinner parties, absurd misunderstandings, and the whimsical nature of product testing. The playful banter flows as they flirt with absurdity, sprinkle in some romantic teasing, and share colorful anecdotes. Each exchange bursts with laughter, highlighting their undeniable chemistry and knack for finding humor in everyday life.

Dec 18, 2023 • 58min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six
In a festive celebration, the hosts share hilarious holiday anecdotes, from chaotic family gatherings to a memorable Patti LaBelle performance. They poke fun at quirky Christmas traditions, like using a microwave for mulled wine, while also reflecting on the absurdity of childhood nativity plays. Discussions about gift-giving gone wrong highlight personal experiences and societal labels. With a blend of humor and heartfelt reflections, they create an atmosphere of nostalgia and joy, capturing the spirit of the season.

Nov 20, 2023 • 46min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five
The hosts dive into a treasure trove of hilarious moments with past guests like Emma Thompson and Lin-Manuel Miranda. They share wild anecdotes from celebrity dinner parties and muse on the quirks of adapting books for film. A quirky discussion on engagement rings meets humorous tales from childhood sexual education. Their laughter even stretches to a chat with an astronaut, highlighting the absurdities of life in space. With whimsical reflections and cheeky commentary, this journey through their podcast archives is a delightful romp.

Oct 22, 2023 • 36min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four
The hosts reminisce about funny moments reading erotic prose, discuss their distinctive laughs and winning an award, joke about funny names, speculate about a mysterious game, and engage in lighthearted banter about various topics including fast food and amusing scenarios in heaven.

Sep 24, 2023 • 41min
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three
The hosts delve into their teenage and university escapades, sharing laugh-out-loud stories of youthful misadventures. They reflect on the podcast's origins, filled with hilarious memories and early recording struggles. Whimsical tales of urban living, like sleeping in a bush, add a playful touch. Anecdotes about iconic British dames and quirky pub encounters keep the laughter flowing. They also discuss the challenges of caregiving, balancing humor with heartfelt insights about self-care and community engagement.


