Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode!The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified?Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog? Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

J-J-J-Jean Unit!We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true. AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time. AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally AMAZE.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on!Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!). AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty. This episode is AMAZE! Please support today's sponsors: ForHim.com/houseStamps.com Code Word: MOMBrooklinen.com Code Word: MOM  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out!AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP! Show support by visiting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/houseSaatvaMattress.comSquareSpace.com CODE: MOMRXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around.Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered. He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so. AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen!We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. Pull your jeans up.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out?The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts??Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure.And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices