Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct. Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it. Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage? How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying!Four Stroke Life Shirts are now in store! Get one just to annoy Christina. Wear them to her shows!Please support our sponsors: Brooklinen.com Code word - MOMSaatvaMattress.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive. Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always.  Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com Code: MOMforhims.com/housefabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations!We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother!Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more. Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up! Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com code word MOMDollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens.Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. Please support our sponsors: Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your first box!Stamps.com promo code MOMBrooklinen.comSaatvaMattress.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria.By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard?AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing. Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE!Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us.Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS.Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us). We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up. Thanks to our sponsors: Stamps.com Code word: MOMFabFitFun.com Code word: YOURMOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor).Thank you for supporting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/houseStamps.com code: MOMAdoreMe.com/MomDollar Shave Club:There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back. PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Imagine dating someone that looks like your grandparents. Done vomiting? We have more.AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up!Thanks to our sponsors: Brooklinen.com Promo code: MOMStamps.com Promo code: MOMSaatvaMattress.comLoomandLeaf.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to listen. And we ask all kinds of twin questions and these guys are here for it. Lots and lots of laughs with two great comics.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices