Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO. As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly.  Please support our sponsors: ShadyRays.com code: MOMStamps.com code: MOM23andMe.com/momDollarShaveClub.com/momQuip.com/mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments. Please support our sponsors: NewYorker.com/momSquareSpace.com/mom  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end. Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY.  please support our sponsors Stamps.com code word: MOMThere's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you!AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy?Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news?We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time. Let us know what you think. Support comes from: Stamps.com code word: MOMBrooklinen.com code word: MOMPolicyGenius.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves!AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?"We have dental updates and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted? AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES.This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do.Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang?All the answers you want are here!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct. Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices