Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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SPONSORS: - Get started for FREE at https://www.peacocktv.com/ and start streaming today - Go to https://www.stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://www.forhims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get 25% off plus an additional $10 off when you use promo code "house" at checkout.HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! Tom Segura and Christina P revisit the all-time greatest black YMH Clips including the angry NBA 2K dad, the "let me eat ya" guy, Captain Marcel, the TikTok Blood, RPC and more. They debate whether or not the Four Stroke Guy is black, and Enny plays a game of "Tom or Black?" Tom and CP also revisit some of their favorite old drops from Tom's retired soundboard, watch CP's TikToks, and discuss more of the girls Tom was with before Christina. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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