Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537 1/22 @ 10pm: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code MOM to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit!Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free!Your Mom's House Podcast officially makes its transition to Austin and debuts the first episode from the brand new studio! Tom Segura and Christina P also debut "The One Glove Comic," and we ask to please not comment "Daddy" under this post, for real. We then check out Chris Larson's newest social media post welcoming you to October with some birthday shout outs, giving some Halloween tips, and explaining what the weekend is. Christina then gives an update that she thinks her fear of vomit is over! So we try it out and put it to the test! We get an update from one of the all time classics Machines Within guy, someone stole Christina's name for her special, and Tom has a funny story from the road with Matt Fulchiron. Christina brings up an interesting development about the ol' poo pile story Tom's been telling for YEARS... Is he lying? We try and get to the bottom of how boneless chicken wings are made, and talk about some of the sweet Austin food the boys are trying out. Tom and Christina share what it was like when Brad Kreishler stayed with them a week ago... he drank a lot. Then we wrap up this show with some TikToks and debuting Christina's rap video with Kreayshawn! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's going down TONIGHT! YMH LIVE in Austin, TX! Don't wait! Get your tickets for the livestream at https://livestream.ymhstudios.comSPONSORS: - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Go to https://Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH.Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices