Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Sep 29, 2021

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I'll Bring You Toilet Paper, You Know?

I Want to Lick My Ass Hole

I Know You're Delicious, Even Though Your Boot Is Sweating

A Man's Accident, You Know, It's Not Perfect

Did Your Dad Get Diarheas Too?

The Shake That, I Don't Think It's the Same

I'm Not Making This Flight, but I Can Sleep at the Airport.

Cambucha - A New Way to Purify Your Body

Happy Birthday, and Happy Birthdays

October Is a Longer Month Than You Think.

Is It a Trolled Adjustment?

You're Beautiful, My Queenbay

Impact Full Is a Not Fucking Word.

Do You Remember High School?

Getting the Toilet in a Room

The Doctor Says It Might Take Three Months to You

01:02:34 • 2min

Is Your Taint Your Perennium?

01:04:44 • 4min

Polsy Genus Home and Auto Insurance

01:08:36 • 5min

Is That a President? Ye, Ye, I Don't Like You.

01:13:35 • 3min

The Bully Is a Bully, and He Wouldn't Kill Him

01:16:23 • 2min

You Shot It in New York, Right?

01:18:39 • 2min

The State No Ame Game

01:20:20 • 2min

I Was a Troll. I Was Like, I Was a Troll

01:21:56 • 2min

Pennstake Game - I Love It!

01:23:27 • 4min

You're Going to Start Seeing Seven Figure Views for Shoe

01:27:07 • 2min

How to Use Bug Bugs Pronounsin Sentence

01:28:39 • 2min

I'm Not a Bug, I Don't Know What to Do

01:31:01 • 2min

What Is a Bucket?

01:33:11 • 2min

The New Abortion Law in Texas

01:35:17 • 2min

Is That a State Wide Thing?

01:37:19 • 2min

You Can't Bring Alcohol to the Bar

01:39:29 • 4min

I Don't Take My Shoes Off, Not to Barefoot.

01:43:08 • 2min

What Do You Wear?

01:44:57 • 2min

What if She Gets an Abortion?

01:46:29 • 3min

You Love Living in the City?

01:49:41 • 2min

The Gillion Keeves

01:51:14 • 2min

Is Your Hand Spray Taned?

01:52:45 • 1min

A, Yes, She's the Most Filly.

01:54:15 • 2min

The Scream the Scream Is Funny.

01:56:11 • 2min

The Night Strikes a Little Bit.

01:58:19 • 2min

I'm Afraid of if I Punch Week

02:00:21 • 2min

Is It a Leg Press?

02:02:06 • 3min

Isn't All Civilization Built for Puss?

02:05:01 • 2min

I'm Not Se Not Sexually Aroused

02:07:01 • 2min

The Best Jokes of All Time. Isn't It?

02:08:42 • 4min

You Like Penut Better? Yes, Like Peanut Butter?

02:12:23 • 2min

Aongross Me Out a Little

02:14:22 • 2min

02:16:06 • 3min

The Fire Is a Natural Part of Being on This Earth

02:19:06 • 2min

Those Tik Toks Are a Monstrosity.

02:21:32 • 2min

I'm a Fuck and Ugly. It's Not My Fault.

02:23:27 • 4min

A Lies From Austin, or Live Inna, Ok.

02:27:51 • 3min