Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/joinSPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a free 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membership - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at https://Fitbod.me/mom - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google PlayTom Segura and Christina P recap this year in YMH. They discuss the Coronavirus episode featuring Sam Tripoli and Alexis Fawx, the death of our beloved Fedsmoker, and revisit Norm's pig sloppers, Leo's cool guy video chat, Taylor Tomlinson's reaction to Fart Simpson's "RPC Fans Only Banger," other favorite fan songs "Nadav is Googling" and Hendawg's "Don't Be Stingy," as well as Christina's favorite TikToks. Later, the staff joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss their most memorable moments of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until December 4th by going to https://ymhvirtual.comSPONSORS:- Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain!-If you’re feeling the pinch during the holiday season, find out how much you could save on home and auto insurance at https://Policygenius.com.- Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play- Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "mom" at checkout.- Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM.- Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membershipJeans up! We got another solo ep with just Tim and Chris-Jeansa! The main mommies get into how they love to cancel family plans at the first instance of difficulty, Tom has difficulty sneezing, and they discuss the Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr. boxing match. We then get into one of Tom's favorite subjects: old people relations and showing that to people. We get a sweet followup to Tom's colonoscopy, we get into a batch of cool guys (one of them being Rudy Giuliani), how dads love The Hunt For Red October, a disturbing batch of TikToks, and an update on the plastic chair collector!https://ymhstudios.com/https://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.facebook.com/yourmomshousepodcasthttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until November 29th by going to ymhvirtual.comBecome a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/joinSPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - At PaintYourLife.com there's no risk. Get 20% off and free shipping when you text the word HOUSE to 64-000.GOOD MORNING MY KINGS AND QUEENS ABOVE 18! On this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 3, discuss Tom's upcoming colonoscopy, and analyze Nadav's questionable choice of a favorite movie: Drumline. They watch a new Fedsmoker clip, as well as a Reese's exec confirming the pronunciation of the brand's name, an Australian news anchor who accidentally drops the C-word during a broadcast, a cool guy's beard trimming method, some of Christina's TikToks, and more! Josh Potter joins the mommies on the couch to discuss the fine lady who finally made him finish, and the Main Mommies call Charo and Top Dog to give them a rundown of the recent live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices