
Rude Tales of Magic
In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
Latest episodes

May 11, 2022 • 1h 37min
FEED GUEST: "Bride and Vroom" by Oh These, Those Stars of Space
[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Yes, the Rude Crew has an entire additional podcast, where we all go on space adventures that are LEGALLY DISTINCT from Star Trek: The Next Generation. SEE Chris play an android named Threadcount 900, HEAR Branson play "ship's mortician" Clinton Bodycount, ABSORB Carly playing a "space angel" who can talk to "space god" who is real, ONE TIME Ali played a 16ft-tall cat named Chestershire, and so, so much more! Here is an example episode to prove to you that we are not lying. . They DO exist!
FIND US WHEREVER YOU SLURP UP YOUR PODCAST SLOP FROM THE PODCAST TROUGH, MY DEAR LITTLE PIGGIES! YUM YUM YUM!
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May 6, 2022 • 1h 17min
The Thin Black Line
Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you?
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did.
And this episode featured TONS of new and original music, all by Huge Today! Thank you Huge Today!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Apr 25, 2022 • 1h 20min
Operation Ottersquirt
Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of the deposed lich, another kind of escape is afoot. PLUS: The nature of "The Boon" is REVEALED! Old comrades RETURN! The Skeleton DOES A DANCE! All this and more, on this episode of the hit podcast, Rude Tales of Magic.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
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Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
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Apr 4, 2022 • 1h 25min
It's a Calling
The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously!
CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises.
A previous version of this episode had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" TOUR THAT NIGHT.
CORRECTION: A PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS EPISODE SAID THAT TIM WAS DOING A SHOW FOR HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" THAT WAS A MISTAKE. IT IS JUST A STANDUP COMEDY SHOW OF TIM'S STANDUP COMEDY AND GUESTS. AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "VACCINE FREEDOM" OR THE TERRIBLE SITUATION IN UKRAINE, WHICH WE CONDEMN. AGAIN, THATS TIMBEBE PLATATA HIMSELF, TIM PLATT(!) AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22!
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
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Mar 12, 2022 • 1h 38min
Workin' Hard
It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls FINALLY get some alone time. A new status quo for the Witch Hunters begins to make itself known.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 24, 2022 • 1h 18min
Goblin Mode
Jesus Christ, we're finally back.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 13, 2022 • 1h 12min
Hell and Back
It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it?
EDITOR'S NOTE: We're gonna take the next few weeks off to record and produce our next batch of episodes! The first of which, you'll be hearing on February 23rd. Is that too long to go without a little Flipcup and Stirfry in your headholes? Join us on the patreon, then! We'll be juicing some bone cone (bonus content) over there, mos def. Kisses ;)
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Fingers crossed you'll be hearing more from Sam soon.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com It's Funny Star Trek, and it's completely unhinged. If you're not listening you are god's own fool.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 22, 2021 • 1h 10min
Tim Platt's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY Holiday Special
Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim Platt. Happy Holidays from all of us here are Rude Tales! See you next year ;)
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Dec 4, 2021 • 1h 16min
Crossroads
Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebis
We wild for this one!
Subscribe to our sister podcast (different show same cast!) Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek goof)
And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 19, 2021 • 1h 38min
We Get to Have You
Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed help the gang agrees to rescue that most precious of things, a wife! But with the Witchhunters' callstones now dotting the Cordelian Pastoral, and their newest enemy in possession of an invincible weapon (and a little standard issue razzmatazz), the cards look stacked against them like never before. Perhaps an old friend could help? They definitely have some of those. Tons, probably. Pretty sure.
Very thankful to be supported this week by The Beautiful Liar, QCODE Media's coolest, newest audio join. Give it a hear here.
Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek pastiche)
And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!
Follow the show:
Twitter: @of_rude
Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic
Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.