Rude Tales of Magic

BUY TIX TO TIM HERE LISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERE Tim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you’re never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way. Joined by Ana Fabrega (Los Espooky’s) Ike Ufomadu (Inspector Ike) Max Wittert (High Maintenance) Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting! WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! Retrograde Minis Reckless Attack WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, the Rude Tales crew puts a spin on the holiday game Yuletide Kombat Family with a comedic twist. The podcast covers a range of topics such as a confrontation between God and Bob Cratchit, the announcement of the winner, a cursed road trip, and a humorous cooking competition with unique dishes.

At long last the gang has finally gotten days of rest in a hippie sasquatch commune with no "catches" or "hidden problems" or anyone trying to "kill" them. No more conflict, everything is solved and normal. Show's over, folks. Unless.....na, no way. Could Cordelia's dad actually be...or what about that inquisitive sasquatch that keeps asking about the call stones....or the other one that kidnapped Freddy....or wait a minute, what's this about a "big show" tonight?  WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! Inked Gaming BackBlaze Retrograde Minis WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! The "stars" of this podcast are really "out" tonight, if you know what I mean. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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*HURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!!* https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/ A man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?Why am I soft in the middle?The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard"Bonedigger, BonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away, my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly, BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymoreIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call meYou can call me Al Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying.  They sponsored this episode and are your new gods. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! Hope Elon doesn't buy it, lol!!  follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN? Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code RudeTales. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "candy" of podcasts!!  follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of Rude Tales of Magic, the gang faces off against a massive dragon, engages in intense battles with a regenerating flamingo creature, and navigates chaotic encounters and pool perils. They also learn about the importance of backing up computer data with Backblaze sponsorship. With daring escapes, struggles, and triumphs, the characters fight to survive and push through closing doors.

I need a vacation...from this vacation! HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi.  For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales. And checkout The First Binding here WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news... follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stopped by the Fortunate Horse studio to answer these questions, and deliver unto you a secret origin that includes-H.G. Wells -The Bronte Sisters -The Prussian Military -Zeus and more! Find the full interview on our patreon at any level! Get Ben's new book HERE Subscribe to his podcast Plot Points wherever you get your podcasts  and find his great book on game running and adventure design, Encounter Theory, here. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.