Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite beverage this one is both hilarious and trippy.If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with his faith. Cause that's totally normal.Grab your favorite beverage, it's a wild one. If you would like to donate to the fetus or fig tree themed t-shirt fund consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified corpse to welcome in the Springtime.It's a good one. Enjoy!If you would like to donate to the Easter Egg fund please consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be the secret to unlocking advanced alien technology...or it could just be that humans find meaning in everything even when there is nothing there. We will let you decide.We also talk a bit about the drama at Christianity Today, how it is not hard to not sexually harass your coworkers, and much more. It's a crazy one. Enjoy!If you would like to contribute to the tin foil hat fund check out our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how important it is to take care of yourself. It's crazy days and it is ok to be good to yourself today. It's what the Lord Patrick would want for you. Enjoy!If you are feeling lucky today consider supporting the podcast on Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we grab a glass of blood water and watch God slowly destroy Egypt to prove how powerful he is, or something. We also ponder what it means for God to harden a world leader's heart and why biblical prophecy makes terrible foreign policyYou are going to need your favorite beverage because this episode is a trip. If you would like to support the podcast please check out out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk about all the things we gave up for Lent and how we hope to never get ashed again. We also get into how to manage our energy in this crazy time and how maybe giving up things (for yourself, or Jesus, or whatever) might not be such a bad idea.Enjoy!If you would like to give up some money for Lent you can check out our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Move over sexy angels God is about to show us what he is working with. This week grab your favorite beverage because we are checking God out and seeing if they are as great as advertised.We also get into the unhinged nature of conservative beauty standards, how Moses covers for God's drunk ass, and how saying you are loving and kind isn't the same thing as being loving and kind.Enjoy!If you want ad free content, bonus episodes, and a life verse please consider joining our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey friends this is a special week on the pod as we welcome Blake Chastain to the open bar that is Go Home Bible; You're Drunk.For those of you that don't know Blake is the creator of the Exvangelical Podcast and if you have ever used that hashtag you have him to thank for coining and popularizing it. He also helped found Irreverent Media Group which is one of the reasons this podcast exists!Blake is on the pod today to talk a bit about the relationship between evangelicalism and capitalism and you better have a drink in hand because those roots go super deep. We also dive into the cultural phenomenon that is the bearded theobro, how Dwight L. Moody sold out, and why you have German anarchists to thank for the 8 hour work day.It's a delight, hope you enjoy.This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey friends one or more of us decided to switch things up and bring you the first episode of Go Home Bible; You're High! It isn't an experiment that we plan to do again any time soon but we do what we must for you, the people. This week we dive into the torrid love affair that is David and Jonathan. Whether they were actually LGBTQ or not we think this story and how evangelicals react to it is both telling and fascinating. We also get into burning and banning books, the excellence that is satanic doo-wop, and how toxic masculinity isn't good for anyone.It's a trip, quite literally for one or more of us, and we hope you enjoy. If you would like to support us financially please check out our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThankfully this podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices