Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house and random gifts you know got regifted. We also talk about the greatest gift evangelical's want to see under their tree this year which will drive any sane person to drink.It's a good one folks and we hope that wherever you are and whatever you are celebrating this month it is full of all the good things. Happy Holidays.If you are able we would love for you to check out our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worship song, "Let's Go Brandon" and get into the weeds on Roman taxation cause we are Bible nerds.All that said, It's a good one friends because in spite of the mess that is this story we do find a way to come back home to our bodies and celebrate that being here, now, is one of the best things we can do. Enjoy!If you are able to support the show financially we would love to have you join us at patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpreting stories that were originally meant to harm.Its a good one, enjoy!If you are able we would love to have you join our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most American evangelicals probably aren't saved, and how organizing outside of power is probably the most "Christian" thing you can do.To top it off we also get into Chris Pratt, the true God of evangelicalism, and how Charles Finney punked people into being abolitionists. Its a good one, enjoy!If you would like to support the podcast financially please consider checking out our patreon: Patreon.com/GoHomeBible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial killer. Grab your favorite beverage, its a good one!You can preorder Andre's book "All the White Friends I Couldn't Keep" at this affiliate link: https://amzn.to/3mJiG8R If you are able to support the podcast financially consider joining our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween.We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great Tori and Alice's Halloween traditions were. It's a delight. Enjoy your holidays!Content Warning: Brief mention of suicide.If you would like to support the show please consider joining our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that!Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fantastic perspective on this strange story of a wizardly hitman and a talking donkey. We cover everything from the anatomy of angels, why hippos are difficult to castrate, and so much more.Enjoy! If you are able to support us financially please consider joining our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone to drink. Cheers!Note: This episode was recorded a while ago so please bear (get it) with some of the audio issues. If you would like to support the show more directly please consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bottom of it...or at lease have so fun trying. Enjoy!If you are able to support the show financially please consider joining our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that.Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith. Oh, and Antifa is more like Jesus than Evangelicals. Enjoy!If you are able to toss a little mutual aid our way please consider donating to our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices