Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us.Its a delight, enjoy 🍻We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experiment. Let us know what you think!Note: There were some technical issues with this episode. We ironed it out the best we could but some content was sadly lost.We have a Discord now for our Patrons. You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted themselves giving their money to spiritual snake oil salesmen this might be a cathartic listen.If you don't know what an SBC is and haven't watched relatives hand over money to a "faith healer" you are in for quite a ride. The Christian celebrities aren't alright.If you want to join our Discord you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choice words to say about our obsession with guns and inability to protect children here in America.Its a bit of a heavy episode at times but we wanted to raise a glass with you to say to the religious leaders running this country, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.If you want to support the Justin and Tori visit Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a little much needed levity. Be good to yourselves out there. If you want to support the Justin and Tori visit Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also apologies for the late post I (Justin) am going through alot of personal stuff lately and its kinda taking it out of me.If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?!Grab your favorite beverage and a weighted blanket. It's rough out there but we got you.If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard for reality is remarkably...consistent.It's wild out there folks. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal property (and food!) to prove a point. It's kind of weird but hey it's the Bible so that is kind of par for the course.Grab your favorite beverage and light a candle for the thousands of pigs harmed to make this story.If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their faces and did not care about their feelings. May you enjoy your favorite beverage and do likewise. Cheers!If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices