Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also apologies for the late post I (Justin) am going through alot of personal stuff lately and its kinda taking it out of me.If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?!Grab your favorite beverage and a weighted blanket. It's rough out there but we got you.If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard for reality is remarkably...consistent.It's wild out there folks. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal property (and food!) to prove a point. It's kind of weird but hey it's the Bible so that is kind of par for the course.Grab your favorite beverage and light a candle for the thousands of pigs harmed to make this story.If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their faces and did not care about their feelings. May you enjoy your favorite beverage and do likewise. Cheers!If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite beverage this one is both hilarious and trippy.If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with his faith. Cause that's totally normal.Grab your favorite beverage, it's a wild one. If you would like to donate to the fetus or fig tree themed t-shirt fund consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified corpse to welcome in the Springtime.It's a good one. Enjoy!If you would like to donate to the Easter Egg fund please consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be the secret to unlocking advanced alien technology...or it could just be that humans find meaning in everything even when there is nothing there. We will let you decide.We also talk a bit about the drama at Christianity Today, how it is not hard to not sexually harass your coworkers, and much more. It's a crazy one. Enjoy!If you would like to contribute to the tin foil hat fund check out our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how important it is to take care of yourself. It's crazy days and it is ok to be good to yourself today. It's what the Lord Patrick would want for you. Enjoy!If you are feeling lucky today consider supporting the podcast on Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices