Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

Folks we went to church today and learned a bit about how Martha (in the book of John at least) doesn't exist. Is it an innocent mistake of a conspiracy? Grab your favorite beverage and find out!Also we talk about how to make white progressive spaces more colorful. Hope you enjoy!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Tori and Justin share their experiences with Christian Private Schools and Homeschooling...its a total mess. We get into some of the wild things we were taught, how private schools can get away with just about anything, and also (hopefully) how to push for small reforms at the state level.It kinda drives us to drink but that's what we are here for. Cheers.We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we fulfill one of our lifelong dreams and go to one of those crazy Babylonian parties everyone is going on about...unfortunately it is the last Babylonian party and is ruined by the maybe fictional Daniel and the completely fictional Darius the Mede. Oops.We also do a new segment about what we are currently obsessed with and a fun time was had by all. Enjoy!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are trying something a little different this week; we are doing a full episode deep dive into the history of the Southern Baptist Convention and it does not disappoint. There are twists, there are turns, there are...some pretty predictable outcomes. Grab your favorite beverage, this one is a doozie.We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe and love each other.Cheers!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us.Its a delight, enjoy 🍻We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experiment. Let us know what you think!Note: There were some technical issues with this episode. We ironed it out the best we could but some content was sadly lost.We have a Discord now for our Patrons. You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted themselves giving their money to spiritual snake oil salesmen this might be a cathartic listen.If you don't know what an SBC is and haven't watched relatives hand over money to a "faith healer" you are in for quite a ride. The Christian celebrities aren't alright.If you want to join our Discord you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choice words to say about our obsession with guns and inability to protect children here in America.Its a bit of a heavy episode at times but we wanted to raise a glass with you to say to the religious leaders running this country, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.If you want to support the Justin and Tori visit Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a little much needed levity. Be good to yourselves out there. If you want to support the Justin and Tori visit Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices