Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

This week we are taking a tour of all the wonderful Christian themed parks in the land and it is a wild ride of grift, incompetence, and hilarity. Grab your favorite beverage cause the animatronics are coming alive and half the exhibits are stolen.We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.comIf you want to see a list of all the wild and crazy theme parks past and present you can click here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many times have we heard God has a plan for us? A million. How many times was that used for spiritual bypassing, gaslighting, and an excuse to not actually do the work? A million more.This week we get into God's "plans" for us and just how wild it was that we put our lives in White Evangelical Jesus' very incapable hands. Grab your favorite beverage my friends. This is a good one.We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we do a little check up; how are you all doing? Are you getting enough water? How about rest?Also we talk about Melchizedek because really, who is this guy?Take care of yourselves out there. Cheers!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk about the importance of diversity of casting and how Star Trek did all of this years ago. We also get into the sin of Achan and why, per usual, the punishment was much worse than the crime.Grab your favorite beverage; its a good one!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you happen to know that one of the tithes taken up by Israel was to be spent exclusively on parties? We didn't either. Join us this week as we continue our series on parties of the Bible and talk about how Christians misunderstand tithing and how, as depicted in the Bible, it actually was kinda cool.Cheers!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are continuing our series of parties in the Bible and taking look at what folks got up to while Moses was away staring at God's ass. Completely understandable shenanigans ensue but, you know, God is a bad dad so his reaction is completely over the top.Also cancel all student loans. Seriously it isn't that hard. Cheers!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey friends this week we talk about everyones favorite locust eater, John the Baptist. Well really we talk about Herod and his wild party where the ol' Baptist lost his head because apparently that is a think that happens at a party in the ancient near east. Its a fun time, cheers!We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Continuing our coverage of great parties in the Bible we couldn't leave out the party with all the best people; hell itself. For some reason (ok we know) evangelicals are obsessed with hell and its a bit problematic. So as usual we think and drink about it and would love to have you along for the ride cause its better to have friends in hell than not enjoy singing in heaven...or something like that.Cheers!If you need to see the Journey to Hell Trailer: https://youtu.be/1JeQovhUOPgWe now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In continuing our series on parties in the Bible we decided to take on the ultimate party, Heaven. Initially we were skeptical that heaven could be a great place to spend eternity but with the right company it might not be so bad. Grab your favorite beverage folks; it's going to be a wild time in heaven if they happen to let us in.We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk a bit about how we treat each other on the internet and maybe not to dogpile on people. Cause you gotta call in before you call out.Also we decided to look into some parties in the Bible and boy howdy did they throw some ragers. Grab your favorite beverage my friends we are standing with Queen Vashti this week and she is fabulous.We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebibleThis podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices