
Alien Theorists Theorizing
Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.
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May 15, 2020 • 1h 16min
Case File 139-Pine Gap
In 1973 an Australian government cartographer was reported to have seen a bizarre phenomenon deep in the heart of the continent nation. According to the cartographer’s account, they witnessed a large unknown object hovering directly above, what had been known as, the Joint Defence Space Research Facility. The object appeared to have been dull gray in color and was observed to be parked at an estimated 1000 ft above the facility. For nearly 40 minutes the object seemed to project different colored shafts of light down into the base until finally making a number of rapid oscillations and launching vertically and disappearing into the sky. Located just 18 kilometers south-west of the city of Alice Springs, the top secret U.S. military base that was the alleged ground zero for this UFO report, is reported to facilitate clandestine government operations throughout the Eastern Hemisphere. This case file, join the Theorists as they go on a walkabout through the Australian bush to the secret base known to the public as...Pine Gap. THEORITES, mental health ain't no joke, can't afford an in-person session? Click the link and get back to being you. Cheers *https://betterhelp.com/alientheory* ( https://betterhelp.com/alientheory ) Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

May 8, 2020 • 1h 36min
Case File 138-COINTELPRO
During the 1960’s, a person could not have been blamed if they thought the US was coming apart at the seams. Everyday citizens had begun to organize and question the status quo. To those in power, the status quo was what had made the US a global superpower and, to a select few in the FBI, those who fought for changes to the status quo were a threat to national security. Those involved in activist groups that were at odds with the philosophies that dominated the administrative levels of the FBI such as the Communist Party USA, Black Panthers, Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee, and The Nation of Islam were deemed threats and were systematically targeted to be “neutralized”. Documents obtained by activists and uncovered by groups such as the American Civil Liberties Union revealed this coordinated harassment of groups with ideologies that were deemed “un-american” was orchestrated and executed under the watchful eye of J. Edgar Hoover who had been the very first director of the FBI. This case file the Theorists get into the “not-so-crazy now is it?” story of...COINTELPRO Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

May 1, 2020 • 1h 38min
Case File 137-Grigori Rasputin
In November of 1904, Tsar Nicholas II of Russia met the acquaintance of a wandering monk from Siberia and, almost immediately, was captivated by the man’s charisma. The Tsar and his wife were fascinated by the way this rural backcountry man of God addressed all people, even those of royal standing, with a seemingly crude yet familiar manner. The royal couple would go on to invite this man of remarkable spiritual fervor to join their court. From humble beginnings, this monk would go on to become, arguably, the most powerful man in Russia. He was often described as the dark power behind the Russian royalty. A sinister puppet master who had ensnared the royal family with hypnotism and sorcery drawing them deep into a world of sin and depravity. What is the truth behind the miraculous powers attributed to the man they called “the Mad Monk”? Was he a man who could not be killed by normal means? Did one of his prophecies actually foretell the end to the Romanov family who had ruled Russia for 300 years? Join the theorists as they explore the legend of Russia’s greatest love machine AKA....Grigori Rasputin Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 24, 2020 • 1h 24min
Case File 136-The Megas Plantanos UFO Encounter.
The historical region of Greece is often held as the center of Western culture and philosophy. During its golden age, The Grecians created monuments, sciences, art, and literature that have become the foundation of some of the world’s most powerful civilizations. Many of these advances were attributed to divine inspiration. Knowledge brought to mortals by the gods themselves. Greek myth and legend portrayed these powerful beings as directly interacting and influencing the events of mortal men in their daily lives. Epics were written describing the mighty powers and fierce weapons these beings wielded. Gods who could move through the air silently or in glowing radiance. Striking the ground with fire and lightning at will. Could these descriptions better fit what we would recognize today as a UFO encounter? Could these “gods” have revisited a Greek village in September of 1990 in full view of multiple witnesses? Could the ancient writings of Plato and Homer not have been metaphors but actual accounts of extraterrestrial contact? Join the Theorists as they climb the slopes of Mount Olypmus and go the distance in...The Megas Plantanos UFO Encounter. Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 20, 2020 • 1h 40min
Case File 135-Cryptid Crush-a-thon! #2
Ladies and gentleman, welcome once again to Meteor Studios Arena! Tonight we bring you the monstrous mayhem you have been craving. Terrifying creatures from folklore and legend battling it out until only one can claim the title of Cryptid Supreme. Beasts, that may or may not exist, from around the globe have been gathered here for one night only. You’ll witness the carnage first hand as two alien feline powerhouses, the Ozark Howler and the Beast of Bodmin moor, clash together in fur and fury! You’ll be riveted by the pure bestial strength of the Beast of Bray Road pitted against the Beast of Busco’s indomitable giant turtle power! You’ll recoil in terror from the monstrous Wendigo as it wields its supernatural strength against the raw reptilian rage of the Brosno Dragon! Finally, you’ll be on the edge of your seat for the final match of night where the Cryptozoological Championship is on the line. Two astonishing ape-men enter but only one will claim the belt at the Alien Theorists second mind-boggling, monumental, monstrous...Cryptid Crush-a-thon! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 14, 2020 • 1h 39min
Case File 134-Nostradamus
During the Golden Age of Greece the most powerful woman in the realm was known as the Pythia. A high priestess of the god Apollo, these women were renowned for their powers of clairvoyance. Before any major military or political decision was to be made, it was tradition that these great seeresses be consulted. The power of prophecy has fascinated humankind since time immemorial. The ability to see into the future and navigate the trials of often cruel and fickle fate. Many have claimed to have this gift but perhaps none are as famous or well known as a former French doctor turned Fortune Teller from the 16th century. Believers claim that his works, which included over 1000 predictions, included events like the rise of Adolf Hitler, the Challenger Explosion, and even the assassinations of both Kennedy brothers. This case file the Theorists talk about the too fly French guy with the third eye...Nostradamus Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 2, 2020 • 1h 13min
Case File 133-Canadian UFO Encounters
In 2017 there were a reported 1000 UFO sightings across Canada. With one of the lowest population densities in the world, much of Canada is uninhabited wilderness, and some areas of that wilderness are even remarkable for having less gravity than the rest of the world. With such vast amounts of unpopulated areas, it is intriguing to think what people aren’t seeing within the large metropolitan cities. Some of the most interesting UFO cases in modern Ufology come from Canada. Events such as the incidents at Shag Harbor and Falcon Lake. But those two cases are far from the only unexplainable UFO cases from within Canada’s borders. This case file join the Theorists as they trek across the Great Weird North in...Canadian UFO Encounters Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations alientheorists.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 25, 2020 • 1h 42min
Case File 132-COVID-19
In the past few weeks, the world has witnessed the worrying spread of a global pandemic. The virus has become extremely infectious and spread to almost every country in the world at blazing speed. Scientists and doctors have been working tirelessly to devise new treatments and vaccines in order to try and slow down the rapid spread of this new disease. At this point, it may not be an exaggeration, when we say this global health crisis will fundamentally change the way we live our lives and how we view the world. Although it is said we live in the information age, it almost seems we have now entered into the misinformation age. Rumors and theories about the origins of this new global health risk have exploded and seem to be just as virulent as the disease itself. Is this some sort of secret government plot to aid in depopulation? A cover for the massive arrests of corrupt high profile members of the global community? Or is it a result of the incompetence and shortsightedness of political officials who are a product of a culture of greed and apathy? Join the Theorists as slip into sexy hazmat suits and wade into the hot zone to poke and prod at the theories around...Covid-19 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 20, 2020 • 1h 39min
Case File 131-HyperNormalization
In 1975, New York City was on the brink of financial disaster. In the previous years the city officials had borrowed more money from banks to prop up its flailing local government until, finally, the banks decided that it was enough. This decision would have long-reaching repercussions that seem to have led directly to how we see the world today. The final decision to take control of a government and effectively replace publicly elected politicians with bankers would fundamentally shape the future of the modern world. Some of the world's greatest enemies like Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, Al Qaida were a direct result of carefully crafted narratives by western governments in order to maintain the status quo. The youth counter culture who thought they were rebelling and making a statement by withdrawing from public and political action played directly into the hands of the governments who were now just managers. How did one city's fall to bankers produce the carefully maintained illusion of a free world? Were the revolutions that shook the Middle East in recent years and the Occupy Wall Street movement the prototypes for the next stage of our social evolution? This case file the Theorists turn up the house lights and take a peek behind the curtain of modern society to find out what's real and unreal in...HyperNormalization Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations alientheorists.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 13, 2020 • 53min
Case File 130-"Bent Heavens" with author Daniel Kraus
This case file the Theorists are happy to welcome our special guest, Daniel Kraus. A New York Times best selling author, Daniel, up to now, has authored 11 award-winning titles and worked on projects with legends like George Romero and Guillermo Del Toro. His books plumb the dark depths of horror and have plots that often revolve around terrifying and incredible creatures. The Theorists invited him onto the show to discuss his most recent release "Bent Heavens" a dark tale of alien horror that explores what it means to be human and how quickly that can change when confronted with an alien intelligence. Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations alientheorists.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy