
Alien Theorists Theorizing
Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.
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Jul 24, 2020 • 1h 25min
Case File 149-The Abduction of Herbert Schirmer
In 1966 the United States Air Force funded a group of scientists working at the University of Colorado to perform an in-depth review of Project Blue Book. In addition to examining the UFO files provided by the U.S. military and civilian UFO groups, the scientists also investigated reports that took place during their 2 year review. One of the cases that caught their attention was the report of a 22-year old police sergeant who, after his encounter with a UFO along highway 63 near Ashland, Nebraska, experienced numerous symptoms often associated with alien abductions. The young police sergeant was invited to Boulder, Colorado where, under hypnotic regression therapy, memories of that fateful night were uncovered that had seemingly been repressed. This case file join the Theorists as they travel back to that unbelievable Sunday with Dr. Sprinkle in...The Abduction of Herbert Schirmer. Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jul 17, 2020 • 1h 21min
Case File 148-Exogenesis: Human Hybrids with Bruce Fenton
This case file, the Theorists are joined by published author Bruce Fenton. In his latest book he has compiled evidence and arguments for the idea that Humans are not solely products of random genetic mutations but our evolution was aided and guided by the intervention of a wholly alien race. His work builds an impressive narrative that, based on the evidence he has gathered, spans the galaxy and claims to reveal the true origins of the human race. Join us as we explore the fascinating pieces of this mystery that lay within our planet’s geologic past, sacred artifacts and stories from around the world, and the riddles that lay within our very own genetic code with Bruce Fenton from his new book... Exogenesis: Human Hybrids Checkout Bruce and his work here: http://brucefenton.info/exogenesis-hybrid-humans/ Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jul 10, 2020 • 1h 36min
Case File 147-The Andreasson Abduction
In J. Allen Hynek’s 1972 book The UFO Experience: A Scientific Inquiry , UFO and extraterrestrial encounters were classified into 3 distinct categories. Beyond this original classification by the head of the Air Force’s Project: Blue Book , other scientists following in Hynek’s footsteps would later add an additional four categories. Within these additional classifications you have what are deemed “Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind”. These experiences are characterized by humans being physically abducted by extraterrestrials. Some scientists argue this category should also include experiences where the witness has their reality transformed. Perhaps a near perfect example of this type of encounter would be the events that took place in 1967 in the town of South Ashburnham, Massachusetts. A case that was marked with such “high strangeness” that J. Allen Hynek had declined to interview the witness. Only 10 years later, would notable UFO investigator Raymond Fowler document the incredible experience as details were obtained from numerous sessions of regression hypnotherapy. This case file join the Theorists as they go ga ga for Quazgaa in...The Andreasson Abduction Case. Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jul 3, 2020 • 1h 32min
Case File 146-The Bogeyman
It’s half past midnight and something has woken you up. Was it a bump within your bedside closet? If you peer into the darkness where your shirts normally hang, will a pair of glowing red eyes be looking right back? Was it just the pipes settling or is it a shape-shifting shadow creature making its way up your stairs? Did the wind force a tree branch to scratch at the window or was it some long clawed nightmare crawling to perch on top of your roof? A majority of the cultures around the world have tales of the horrors that stalk the night. From the goat legged Krampus that carries away naughty children on Christmas Eve to El Coco the faceless terror that threatens to snatch up those kids who stay up past their bedtime. What common traits and motivations do these terrors hold? How can we explain the reason for their existence across all of human civilization? This casefile join the Theorists as they check for what’s under your bed and leave the hallway light on for...The Bogeyman Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jun 26, 2020 • 1h 18min
Case File 145-The Aguadilla UFO
The Bermuda Triangle, a 500,000 sqm area that is associated with a number of mysterious disappearances and paranormal activity. Set as the southernmost vertex, is the island nation of Puerto Rico. Long referred to by historians as the oldest colony in the Americas, claimed for Spain by Christopher Columbus on his second voyage in 1493. Columbus had his own mysterious UFO sightings within the Bermuda Triangle, just one year earlier, recorded in his very own ship’s logs. Fast forward to modern day and Puerto Rico is a vital partner in the exploration of our universe with the world’s second largest radio telescope. With a history of mysterious phenomenon and strange creatures being sighted within the El Yunque National Forest, Puerto Rico is also the setting of one of the most compelling UFO sightings ever to be caught on video. Únete a los Teóricos porque en este situación aquí un gato encerrado con...El OVNI de Aguadilla Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jun 19, 2020 • 1h 27min
Case File 144-The Internet Research Agency
In 2018, Twitter identified nearly 4000 accounts associated with a single Russian owned company which were responsible for close to 176,000 tweets in the 10 weeks leading up to the 2016 presidential election. That same company was spotlighted in the official “Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Elections” released by the U.S. Department of Justice in 2019. The investigation revealed that the company had paid employees, referred to as “specialists”, that were responsible for posing as U.S. citizens and political activist groups on English speaking social media platforms. When posing as individuals their goal seemed to be weaving Pro-Russia propaganda and disinformation into seemingly non-political ponderings of your everyday citizen. This company has been linked to spoof-websites that try to pose as credible news sources and sources of information in order to spread stories that are either false or misleading and aimed at widening divisions within the geo-political landscape of not only the U.S. but around the world as well. This case file the Theorists dive into the world of disinformation and the factory of fake-news known as...The Internet Research Agency. Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jun 12, 2020 • 1h 31min
Case File 143-Kurt Cobain
1991 was a wild year. The Gulf War, the release of the video of the arrest and beating of Rodney King, The Warsaw Pact was dissolved, South Africa ended Apaetheid, and Ukraine celebrated its first independence day. All of these events preceded the American late summer August radio debut of the song “Smells like teen spirit”. The song, released by a relatively unknown band coming straight out of the Seattle rock melting pot, would fundamentally reshape the landscape of rock music forever. In a short span of 3 years the band had the world at its fingertips. After their first US tour in 2 years, Nirvana began their first European tour in 1994. After their concert in Munich, Germany, things took a tragic turn. The following month their lead singer and frontman would be found dead in his home in Seattle, Washington. This case file, the Theorists make some deep cuts in exploring the case of...The death of Kurt Cobain Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jun 5, 2020 • 1h 24min
Case File 142-The Bridgewater Triangle
In 1972 well-known paranormal researcher Ivan T. Sanderson published an article examining what he called “The Twelve Devil’s Graveyards Around The World”. Areas historically known for unexplained phenomenon and mysterious disappearances. This list included the infamous Bermuda Triangle, The Devil’s Sea, and the North and South Poles. Sanderson and other researchers have gone on to try and explain why these areas are such hotbeds of unusual activity by studying their relative locations, the amount of electromagnetic radiation that surrounds the areas, and the existence of ancient megaliths within some of the regions. Is it possible that we could add one more of these “Vile Vortices” to Sanderson’s list? Is there a region located on the US East Coast that has claims to UFO, Bigfoot, and Ghost sightings all within a strangely definable area? Join the Theorists as they grab a packie and bang a couple lefts on a trip to....The Bridgewater Triangle. Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

May 29, 2020 • 1h 19min
Case File 141-The Flannan Isles Mystery
There is no shortage of strange tales and sinister stories when it comes to the bleak and dreary locations of lighthouses. Maine’s infamous Seguin lighthouse for instance, a lighthouse keeper, allegedly driven to madness by his wife’s piano playing, brutally murdered her with an axe before committing suicide. The Pensacola lighthouse in Florida, it was the lighthouse keeper's wife who murdered her husband, stabbing him to death. Before the advent of automated lighthouses, the men and women who tended these buildings lived in near total isolation for long periods of time. Weathering terrifying storms on some of the most inhospitable terrain, lighthouse keepers had the serious duty of keeping ships and their crews from sailing into dangerous waters. The isolation coupled with the heavy responsibility could, it seems, often lead some lighthouse keepers down their own very dark paths of madness, death, and, even sometimes, disappearance. What happened to three men who vanished while attending the lighthouse on a barren island of rock off the west coast of Scotland? What details of their disappearance have kept the mystery alive for so long? This case file the Theorists slip into their slickers and boots to take a look at...The Flannan Isle Mystery THEORITES, mental health ain't no joke, can't afford an in-person session? Click the link and get back to being you. Cheers *https://betterhelp.com/alientheory* ( https://betterhelp.com/alientheory ) Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

May 22, 2020 • 1h 28min
Case File 140-Teotihuacan
Before the creation of the 5th age, in which we live, the world had already been destroyed four times over. The first had been devoured by jaguars sent by god Tezcatlipoca after he was struck from the sky by his brother Quetzacoatl. The second world that followed had been swept clean by the mighty winds of the very same Quetzacoatl after its inhabitants had descended into savagery and showed no reverence for their gods. The third world perished in a great rain of fire that left nothing but ashes. From these ashes the Aztec gods rebuilt the world and this time its caretaker was to be the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, “she of the jade skirt”. Accused of caring for humans out of selfishness and only loving them for their praise and worship the goddess wept tears of blood that flooded the world and ended the age of the 4th sun. At the beginning of the time of the 5th sun the gods of the Aztec pantheon gathered within their magnificent city. Here the gods sacrificed themselves to usher in a new age. This city still stands today, abandoned long before the Aztec became a mighty empire. Who built the monumental pyramids that the Aztec found and led them to name this sacred place “The city of the gods”? What secrets have archaeologists uncovered since its excavation? What mysteries still intrigue scientists to this very day? Join the Theorists as they take take a stroll down the Avenue of the Dead within the truly lost city of...Teotihuacan THEORITES, mental health ain't no joke, can't afford an in-person session? Click the link and get back to being you. Cheers *https://betterhelp.com/alientheory* ( https://betterhelp.com/alientheory ) Support The Alien Theorists on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast ) $5/ month for everything we do. Buy merch and one-time donations ( https://alientheoriststheorizing.live/ ) alientheorists.com ( https://www.alientheorists.com/ ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy