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Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.
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Apr 23, 2021 • 1h 25min
Case File 185-The Secrets of the Vatican
In 1939, construction workers and archaeologists excavating the grottoes beneath St. Peter’s Basilica stumbled upon a necropolis that held a number of stone coffins. One of the coffins held an inscription that indicated that St. Peter himself had been buried within. The bones were placed inside an unassuming shoe box and then recovered by the Vatican who kept them secured and away from close scrutiny. Vatican correspondent Bruno Bartoloni wrote that the bones were kept so closely guarded mainly because of a 1,000-year curse that had been placed on the resting place of St. Peter that would befall those who disturbed his final resting place. The Vatican has existed for over 2,000 years with its long-reaching influence in the western world-shaping many of the important events of history. Within its span as one of, if not the, most powerful organizations in Europe it’s not unusual that legends and rumors tell of the powerful secrets held within their vaults. This case file, join the Theorists as they take a spin in the popemobile and delve into...The Secrets of the Vatican Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 16, 2021 • 1h 17min
Case File 184-The Mandela Effect
Mnemosyne, Greek goddess of memory and recall. Titan and mother of the nine Muses. She was usually invoked by ancient poets and historians to aid in their recall of written passages and past events. In legends, it was said she was given domain over a pool within the realm of Hades where those who drank of its waters were to forget their past lives in order to be reincarnated. Recently, there have arisen a number of seeming inconsistencies within the popular recollections of a generation which may suggest some people have taken a sip of that memory girl bathwater. Is there some type of multidimensional disturbance that has split the timelines and given rise to memories that stem from other realities? What happened to Jiffy peanut butter? Where did King Henry VIII’s turkey leg disappear to? This case file, join the Theorists as they poke holes in your collective memory with...The Mandela Effect Song of the week-Lucky Monkey-You Let Me Down Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 9, 2021 • 1h 51min
Case File 183-The Betty and Barney Hill Alien Abduction Case
In 1963, Dr. Benjamin Simon was a practicing neuropsychiatrist with an office in the Back Bay district of Boston. He was a well-recognized authority in the use of hypnotherapy to treat patients affected by maladies resulting from what we recognize now as post traumatic stress disorder. Renowned for his work with WWII veterans he had decades of experience and was, by all accounts, a dedicated medical professional. In December of that year, a couple came to him on a referral to try and address experiences of recurring nightmares and what seemed to be amnesia concerning a few hours of a trip they had taken 2 years prior. During their return to their home in New Hampshire, the couple had reported witnessing a UFO that seemed to approach and follow their vehicle. Dr. Simon’s sessions with the husband and wife would bring to the surface terrifying memories, seemingly locked away within their subconscious, and provide the world with what is widely considered the first documented case of an alien abduction. This case file, join the Theorists as they play a little Simon Says in a deep hypnotic dive into...The Betty and Barney Hill Alien Abduction Case Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Apr 2, 2021 • 1h 44min
Case File 182-Loring Air Force Base UFO Incident
In September of 2010, UFO researcher Robert Hastings held a press conference that consisted of a number of former U.S. Air Force officials who had been stationed at various nuclear bases that claimed to have unexplained experiences that involved UFOs. The former service members described puzzling accounts where sudden malfunctions in missile launch and communication systems that seemed to follow within minutes of reports of strange lights or unidentified craft that appeared over or near their facilities. Recalling events not just reported in the U.S. but Europe and the former Soviet Union, it’s difficult to not see a correlation between UFOs and military bases housing nuclear arsenals. A series of events occurred in the Fall of 1975 in northeastern Maine that seem to support the theory that perhaps extraterrestrials were interested in the most destructive of human technologies of the time. This case file, join the Theorists as they produce one of the most historically accurate dramatizations of classified communications between U.S. and Canadian authorities regarding the...Loring Air Force Base UFO Incident. Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 26, 2021 • 1h 8min
POWER HOUR 18
The very soul of our society is under attack. Wake up sheeple! The Illuminati puppet masters are pulling on the dark strings of their mega-corporations in order to create a new order of mindless drones who are subservient to their mass-produced, lab-grown, occultist scions. The elimination and replacement of birds was just the beginning! Who else could pull off such a sinister plan that would have an insane widespread ecological impact, collapsing multiple food chains and replacing our fine feathered friends with shadow government drones? Your beloved 90’s sitcoms were nothing but reverse satanic propaganda, painted over with neon colors and obscured by Zack Morris’ elegantly coiffed hair. The evidence is hidden right in front of you, in plain sight. Is it a coincidence, that one of the biggest music stars of a generation also has a resemblance to a high priestess of the church of Satan, and the event that cemented her as a pop culture icon involved a sacred occultist ritual that was broadcasted around the globe? This case file, join the Theorists as they skim the headlines, throw context out the window, and take the crazy train off the rails for a good ol’ fashioned….Power Hour! Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 19, 2021 • 1h 18min
Case File 181-The Japan Airlines 1628 UFO Incident
In the late 1980’s most airlines were without formal UFO reporting systems. The bulk of UFO reports made by commercial pilots were handled by private organizations such as the Mutual UFO Network. Without a formal protocol for reporting UFOs only a handful of pilots have made it onto official reports about strange phenomena they’ve witnessed during their flights. Not to mention, often pilots feel pressured to keep their experiences secret as discussion about some of these strange events can be detrimental to their careers. On the evening of November 17, 1986 a Japanese Airlines flight traveling through the skies of Alaska would be witness to one of the most terrifying events of the crew's careers. A 30-minute encounter that was backed up radar that remains, to this day, as one of the most intriguing and detailed UFO cases reported by a crew of a commercial airline. This case file, join the Theorists as they put their seats and tray tables in their upright positions and talk about the tale of...The Japanese Airlines 1628 UFO incident Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 12, 2021 • 1h 50min
Case File 180-Near-Death Experiences
Contained within the Tibetan Book of the Dead, is a description of a realm the spans between death and one’s rebirth. Bardo, as it is named, is outlined as a state of existence where consciousness is free of the physical body. According to this philosophy, it is within this state the consciousness is unchained and free to stretch out and experience the truest sense of reality. Unfortunately, this stage of enlightenment can be quickly followed by terrifying hallucinations and a person who is not properly trained or enlightened can become trapped within extended cycles of memory where they recall and experience their thoughtless actions during their lifetime. Statistics show that nearly 17% of those who are close to death experience a wide range of phenomena which they describe occurrences like distorted time, out of body experiences, and communicating with deceased relatives. These events have noticeable and long-lasting effects on those who seemingly return from the edges of death. This case file, join the Theorists as they dip their toes in the River Styx and explore the shores of...Near-Death Experiences. Snow's website: https://www.labyrinthholistichealth.com/ Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mar 5, 2021 • 1h 27min
Case File 179-The Cash-Landrum UFO Encounter
In May of 1951, 60 miles north of present-day Seoul, South Korea, a U.S. Army regiment was preparing an artillery bombardment when a strange glowing object descended towards them from a nearby mountain. The craft approached close enough that a private was able to take aim and fire armor-piercing rounds and seemingly strike the object eliciting a metallic sound. Suddenly, the craft began to emit a beam of light that swept across the positions of the terrified service members. Some reported feeling a kind of burning sensation throughout their body as the light covered them. The craft then shot off at a 45-degree angle leaving the soldiers confused and fearing they had seen some kind of new Soviet superweapon. Within days, the men started reporting symptoms that seemed to resemble radiation sickness. Similar symptoms were reported by two women and a young boy who were unfortunate enough to encounter a similar craft on a December night in 1980. This encounter would leave at least one of the ladies completely debilitated within just a few days and with seemingly lifelong effects. It would lead to one of the only UFO cases in history where a formal lawsuit was brought against the U.S. government for damages caused by an unidentified flying object. This case file, join the Theorists as they dab on their radioactive bingo cards in...The Cash-Landrum UFO EncounterOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 26, 2021 • 1h 49min
Case File 178-The Library of Alexandria
Much of Alexander the Great’s success has been attributed to his desire for not only conquest but also for the pursuit of knowledge. This attitude was adopted by many of his generals and contemporaries where it became a sign of nobility to have large and extensive libraries. In the city that bears his name, Alexandria, Alexander’s companion Ptolemy I became king of Egypt after Alexander’s death and decided to continue his former friend and king’s legacy of learning. At the time, Alexandria was the largest city in the western world and it was the ideal place for a grand library to be built. Not only a library, but an institute where scholars from all over the Hellenistic world would be invited to study and lecture on areas like astronomy, mathematics, history, and medicine. Thousands of translations of ancient Egyptian texts and early Greek histories would come to be housed within its walls. The exact location of this grand library is now a mystery, rumors of its destruction and the vast volumes of knowledge lost have haunted historians and archaeologists to this very day. This case file, join the Theorists as they search for the knowledge of all the lost liquors within the halls of...The Library of Alexandria Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 19, 2021 • 1h 39min
Case File 177-The Reptilians
In cultures across Asia, there are tales of semi-divine beings who are depicted as having both human and serpent-like characteristics. These beings, known as the Naga, were often described as powerful, wise, adept in the way of sorcery, and also sometimes possessing enormous riches in their underground lairs. One ability that was often observed was the power to transform their appearance to look completely human. In Southeast Asian cultures they are depicted as large snakes sometimes having multiple heads and worshipped as deities that control the waters of rivers and also bring rain. In the past few centuries, power and wealth have seemed to become more and more centralized and come under the control of a few groups and individuals. Rumors of these persons and financial institutions belonging to, or being controlled by, an ancient race of scaly overlords from beyond the stars have taken root in the collective consciousness of western culture. To the point where perhaps as many as 4% of the U.S. population believe political leaders are controlled by these otherworldly reptoids. This case file, join the Theorists as they learn about lizard love and gila monster gangbangs with...The Reptilians Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy