

Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Jan 17, 2024 • 1h 20min
261: We interviewed our dads (5 years of stiff socks!, conceived on c*caine, OF peep shows)
We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and here from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). We love you all. Thank you for rocking with us for this long <3
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Jan 10, 2024 • 1h 13min
260: Tacos on Rimjob Night (Stephen Hawking Island Boy, Gypsy Rose Update, Katt Williams Went Off)
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The boys riff on Trev’s wild January 6th fiesta, learn about the new Epstein document dump, and try to figure out if Stephen Hawking is a hoax. They also discuss how Katt Williams has a list of his own and hear from a listener that regrets keeping it in the family.
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Jan 3, 2024 • 1h 19min
259: IKEA THAT PUS (saltburn's wildest scenes, gypsy rose is free)
The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon.
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Dec 27, 2023 • 1h 21min
258: Jeff Bezos of P*rn ft. Riley Reid (PHub Year in Review, Weirdest Hub Searches, Riley Reads)
Joining the conversation is Riley Reid, an acclaimed adult film actress known for her vibrant personality and industry insights. She shares her thoughts on P*rnhub's 2023 Year In Review and reveals some of the funniest comments she's received. The dynamic discussion dives into quirky adult content trends, the challenges of relationships in the adult industry, and Riley's own growth within it. With humor, they explore fashion preferences, the allure of uniforms, and even some surprising insights about intimacy and self-acceptance.

Dec 20, 2023 • 1h 3min
257: Ol’ Saint D*ck (We interviewed a REAL SANTA!)
The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs.
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Dec 13, 2023 • 1h 18min
256: Stiff Socks Does Shark Tank (Insane Product Pitches, Twitch TV Tiddies, O.F. Face Tattoo)
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The boys pitch some insane shark tank ideas (47:34) + riff on the dude that got a tattoo of his favorite OF model, why the new Twitch Meta rules, and why Powerslap is absolutely electric.
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Dec 6, 2023 • 1h 14min
255: World’s Hottest Woman… is FAKE? (H*rny for GTA VI, Trev’s got BEEF, AI Catfished)
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Trev catfishes Michael with an AI OF model and the boys riff on the insane twerk psychics in the GTA 6 trailer. They also discuss lot lizard inflation, the problem w/ having a hot doctor, the 2023 word of the year, AND hear from a listener that acted like a psychopath.
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Nov 29, 2023 • 1h 1min
254: We Tried To Be Steve-O… ft. Steve-O (World Record JOs, Accidental facials, Small d*ck city)
Steve-O is back in studio to take the boys behind the scenes of his new special - Steve-O’s Bucket List. They riff on how many pubes It takes to make a halloween costume, filming with Bill Burr, an insane tour of Michael’s cum closet, and what it’s like to nut while jumping out of a plane.
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Nov 22, 2023 • 1h 3min
253: F1 Gooning (Trev Goes Vegas, Worst Dirty Talk, The H*rniest Generation)
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The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptopped off to Pterodactyl.
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Nov 15, 2023 • 1h 20min
252: Cum Cruise (Swinger Cruises are WILD, Science’s hottest names, 10's are overrated)
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The boys riff on how long they’d survive as cavemen, . They also debate the sexiest names as decided by science, and take a deep dive on the insanity of Swingers Cruises. Plus a listener is curious about ball sucking and Trevor DROPPED HIS FIRST SPECIAL!
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