Stiff Socks

The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs.  Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

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Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Trev catfishes Michael with an AI OF model and the boys riff on the insane twerk psychics in the GTA 6 trailer. They also discuss lot lizard inflation, the problem w/ having a hot doctor, the 2023 word of the year, AND hear from a listener that acted like a psychopath.  - Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.prizepicks.com/socks for a first deposit match up to $100

Steve-O is back in studio to take the boys behind the scenes of his new special - Steve-O’s Bucket List. They riff on how many pubes It takes to make a halloween costume, filming with Bill Burr, an insane tour of Michael’s cum closet, and what it’s like to nut while jumping out of a plane. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at https://www.SteveO.com Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com with code SOCKS.

Support the pod and get an insane bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptopped off to Pterodactyl. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on how long they’d survive as cavemen, . They also debate the sexiest names as decided by science, and take a deep dive on the insanity of Swingers Cruises. Plus a listener is curious about ball sucking and Trevor DROPPED HIS FIRST SPECIAL! Watch Trevor’s special Pterodactyl on Amazon Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/Trevor-Wallace-Pterodactyl/dp/B0CH5JY5WT Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode.Get FREE BREAKFAST for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are back in studio to riff on Trev enlisting in The Floor General Army, the viral list of women’s worst first date spots, and how absolutely bagged out Lionel Messi is. They also hear from the audience about being so horny you almost ruin your life and learn that Trev used to drink warm O.J. like a psychopath.  Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS when you download the app for $20 off your first purchase.

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined for the second time by podcaster Sofia Franklyn. They get a woman’s perspective on an extremely Michael situation, learn how not to get a reply to a DM, and help a listener that’s trying to get more dominant in the bedroom. Follow Sofia/Sofia with an F: https://hoo.be/sofiafranklynaudi Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.NextEvo.com

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys are joined by The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato to riff on being quietly fired,  getting comedy advice from Tim Dillon , and why curving The Rock turned out to be a great career move. They also discuss how Pawn Stars has insane appraisers, why asking for directions in 2023 is sketchy af, and which underrated sauces should be mainstream. Follow Joe / The Basement Yard: https://www.instagram.com/JoeSantagato https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBasementYard Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to NBA 2k Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE on the AppStore or Google Play and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE to receive a Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys dive in on some popular conspiracy theories and discover a new bigfoot sighting (and another one on the hub) in the process. They also riff on Michael getting Door Dash Dome, Trevor’s chaotic dating life, and hear from a listener that lost his virginity in a 3sum with an OF model. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.prizepicks.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for a free 60-day trial at https://www.shipstation.com