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"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off apparel when you use code socks at checkout: https://www.pxg.com/socks

Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top. See more of Josh and watch Read the Room at https://www.youtube.com/@JoshRichards  Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off with code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a first deposit match up to $100 with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum.  Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order w/ code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack. Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off w/ code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50

The podcast discusses babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, interruptions during comedy, Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgies, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats.

The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake. Thanks to Mando for sponsoring this episode. Get $5 off a starter pack with code SOCKS at https://www.ShopMando.com Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet will go for p*rn. Science. Huberman Labs. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with code SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order at https://www.LiquidIV.com with code SOCKS.

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Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times. They also hear from a listener that got blindsided by her boyfriend and revisit whether or not Trev knows how to finger. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.