The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.

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278: GeHOGuessr (Celeb flight tracking, Worst app ever?, Stolen valor pandas)