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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan 7:15 Happy 4th of July 13:30 Fishing 18:30 Animal Mascots 25:17 Back in the studio 25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat 27:50 Artists with hit songs 37:00 Blocking people in real life 38:40 Leaving mid-date 44:50 Long term relationships 48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich? 56:55 Sock Talk 1:00:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread Hemp Gemini Credit Card Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS #GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini. The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees. Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Cornbread Hemp cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS, code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging  6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town. 12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet 18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date 24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice 26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date 45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top 50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews 57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor 01:02:19 Too old for lingo 01:05:11 Sock Talk 01:07:32 Secret Sock 01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys Thanks to Cash App, Factor, Chubbies and Botanic Tonics Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account Factor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks” Feel Free - Check out feel free dot com. Ordering online Is easy and delivery is free and fast! #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Ed Bassmaster Ed Bassmaster YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@edbassmaster IG: https://www.instagram.com/edbassmaster/ Check out his tour: https://edbassmaster.com/tour 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 Thanks to Shopify, BetterHelp, Blue Chew, Happy Thursday and Hello Fresh for sponsoring the podcast. ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial Betterhelp - Go to https://shipstation.com/socks Blue Chew - Go to Bluechew.com and use code SOCKS for a free months trial.  Happy Thursday - Go to Happythursday.com/socks Hello Fresh - HELLOFRESH.com/socks10fm

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous 11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln 23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns 28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter 36:57 Girl singing on a plane 56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day 59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date 1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint Thanks to Hello Fresh, Lucy, Shipstation Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial #ad #sponsored

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Dive into a hilarious exploration of dating disasters and the quirks of high school life, featuring antics surrounding celebrity romances and eccentric relationships! Enjoy absurd theories about a famous coach's younger girlfriend and laugh through tales of electric toothbrush trials. The conversation takes a comedic turn as the speakers hilariously debate whether 100 men could defeat a gorilla. Plus, get ready for unexpected insights on moving on from breakups and a quirky balloon fetish—perfect for those who love a good laugh!

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