
Stiff Socks
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
Latest episodes

Apr 23, 2025 • 1h 30min
327: ASTRO-NOT
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes
8:29 Ad jingles and slogans
14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns
18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder
24:07 Facebook and AIM,
26:33 Katy Perry in outer space
46:54 New iPhone, Old phones
57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques
1:11:43 Ja Morant
1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank
1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer
1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook up
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Apr 16, 2025 • 1h 29min
326: Houston We Have a Drinking Problem
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship
7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL
17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show
30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn
35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life
42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date
47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe
52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell
1:05:17 School patrols
1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want
1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye
1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing
1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage
1:24:34 The barista look
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Apr 9, 2025 • 1h 21min
325: Spring Bang ft. Bonnie Blue
Bonnie Blue, an adult film actress known for her amateur content and collaborations, joins for an entertaining chat. She shares humorous insights on the quirks of British versus American slang while reflecting on her wild experiences in Cancun. The conversation takes a playful turn as they discuss unusual fan encounters, including a guy bringing his mom to a scene. Bonnie also opens up about the challenges of filming intimate moments and the hilarious preparations for a record-setting event on OnlyFans.

Apr 2, 2025 • 1h 38min
324: Is Reality TV Seggs Real? ft. Harry Jowsey
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
More Harry Jowsey
Pash Skin Care: https://getpash.com
Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey: https://www.youtube.com/@boyfriendmaterialpodcast
IG: https://www.instagram.com/harryjowsey
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjowsey
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:48 Harry Jowsey’s black eye
8:24 Getting in trouble, Strong guys
15:37 Father’s ashes
21:35 Hawk Tuah, Ashton Hall
29:21 Quavo’s old apartment, No phone for 6 weeks
35:07 Reality TV
48:30 AI voices
54:12 Kicked out of school, Animal bits
59:36 Crazy hookup spots
1:07:29 Skin Care
1:13:29 Ashton Hall’s content
1:23:38 Fan voicemail - Guy went in his pants during make out
1:25:28 Reality tv seggs
1:29:28 Sock talk - Planning a threesum
1:34:38 Secret Sock Talk - Early 20s and never dated
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Mar 26, 2025 • 1h 34min
323: Wet D-Shirt Contest (Bonnie Blue)
Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month!
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight
9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone
22:04 Having kids, Lost and found
31:31 Waiters in training
45:00 Michael’s numb fingers
55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
1:01:00 20 year old Trevor
1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses
1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food
1:28:03 Movie trailers
1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down
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Mar 19, 2025 • 1h 25min
322: Gooning at 98mph (Bhad Bhabie Beef)
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:13 Bhad Bhabie Alabama Barker beef
4:46 Gold, Diamonds and Ferraris
12:45 Tesla, Elon Musk
22:58 Trevor’s Gatorade analogy
26:03 Cowboy days
37:23 Puppy stealer, Flexing
45:20 Rick Ross, Celebrity Rumors
53:08 Weirdest Stimulations, Going too quick
1:06:26 Recognized on a date
1:10:35 Fan Voicemail - Found out my dad did corn
1:15:58 Sock Talk - Dumbest flex to impress someone
1:22:27 Secret Sock Talk - I got black out drunk
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Mar 12, 2025 • 1h 24min
321: Women Can Finish Too?? ft. Dr. Drew
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More Dr. Drew
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IG: https://www.instagram.com/drdrewpinsky
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Website: https://drdrew.com
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news!
1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes
6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music
17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious
21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie
36:21 Too much crazy on the internet
39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing
42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety
48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast
53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating
59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors
1:05:34 Michael quitting corn
1:11:41 Asparagus
1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys
1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn
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Mar 5, 2025 • 1h 15min
320: Hooters Missile Crisis
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards
16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL
23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready
30:49 DoorDash
40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in
44:44 Michael calls his dad
56:22 How do we fix Hooters?
1:04:30 Lying about height
1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session
1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink
1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly
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Feb 26, 2025 • 1h 18min
319: Bonnie Blue Balls
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks
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Feb 19, 2025 • 1h 29min
318: Trevor is CRASHING OUT
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
25:54 College Football vs NFL
34:21 Trevor’s altercation
58:56 Old Drivers
1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
1:05:41 Leaving the house
1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish
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