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Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping.  #ad #sponsored

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Dive into the hilarious world of pop culture quips as the hosts tackle the absurdities of the Fast and Furious franchise. They navigate through dating disasters in NYC, sharing uproarious anecdotes about bold squirrels and golf caddy encounters. Expect laughs from quirky reflections on childhood frozen foods and the zany concept of naming kids after vacuums. With a comical spin on modern romance and a lighthearted take on politics, this conversation blends humor with unexpected insights to keep you entertained!

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?  55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks