Stiff Socks

The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.  Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MOOD for sponsoring. Get 20% off & a free THCa pre-roll with code SOCKS at https://www.hellomood.com Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode.Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com

Get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stuff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney. Follow Adam: www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy    Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.microdose.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at htttps://www.betterhelp.com/socks   This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America. Follow Hannah at www.instagram.com/hannahberner Join the Giggly Squad at www.instagram.com/giggly.squad If you love the pod, you can show your support on Patreon and get a whole-ass extra episode every single Friday for literally $5 at patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple at www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. 50% off your first box + 20% off your next one with code socks50 at www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.embarkvet.com and use SOCKS to save $50 + free shipping.  Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at www.zocdoc.com/socks

MERCH?! YUPPPP. Go peep the whole collection at www.stiffsocksshop.com The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne.  Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better segs? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Still reading this? Go to www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month.

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet. Merch store opens Monday 6/3 (6/5 for Patreon) at www.stiffsocksshop.com Save $50 and free shipping at www.embarkvet.com with code SOCKS Use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off at www.loadboost.com

Get an extra stiff socks episode every Friday for $5/month!! patreon.com/stiffsockspod. Also on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.  The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy.  Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor.  Follow Kam: instagram.com/kamsoofunny Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. 10% off all apparel with code stiffsocks at PXG.com/stiffsocks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100! Thanks to Load Boost for sponsoring this ep. Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Thanks to Factor for sponsoring. 50% off 1st box/20% off next month w/ code socks50 at factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes. Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/ Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.BlueChew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks