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OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

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October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to https://pxg.com and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond 11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates 18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas 28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024 33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent 41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries 53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time 1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out? 1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x? 1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, Gametime Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake? 4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi 11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,  22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged 29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination 45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni 53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF 1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver 1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys 1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies? 1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video 1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed  Thanks to Prize Picks, Load Boost, BetterHelp Prize Picks - Download the PrizePicks app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Load Boost - Visit load boost dot com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off BetterHelp - Stiff Socks is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping.  #ad #sponsored

Riley Reid, a renowned adult film actress and content creator, joins the conversation with her lively charisma. They dive into humorous tales from the adult film industry, touching on the absurdity of high-fashion and unforgettable strip club experiences. Riley shares insights on sliding into DMs and the funny quirks of filming in unconventional locations, while also discussing the complexities of motherhood and postpartum challenges. Humorously, they explore dating awkwardness and the impact of celebrity culture on social interactions.

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New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Barefoot Cowboys 3:53 Last Time We Cried 10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies 15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream 20:47 Michael’s Roleplay 26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady 36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup 41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion 47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning 57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer 1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch 1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time 1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try 1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun Thanks to Harry's & Shopify & Gametime. Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored

Dive into the hilarious world of pop culture quips as the hosts tackle the absurdities of the Fast and Furious franchise. They navigate through dating disasters in NYC, sharing uproarious anecdotes about bold squirrels and golf caddy encounters. Expect laughs from quirky reflections on childhood frozen foods and the zany concept of naming kids after vacuums. With a comical spin on modern romance and a lighthearted take on politics, this conversation blends humor with unexpected insights to keep you entertained!