
Stiff Socks
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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May 1, 2024 • 1h 23min
276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)
The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.
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Apr 24, 2024 • 1h 7min
275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)
The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.
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Apr 17, 2024 • 1h 28min
274: Rap Beef & Bone Broth ft. 24kGoldn (Kendrick vs. Drake, AI Song Generator, Clone-A-P*ssy Plus)
The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius.
Find and follow 24kGoldn: https://24kgoldn.com/
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Apr 10, 2024 • 1h 32min
273: DoorDash a D*ck Doc ft. Noel Miller (Intimate medicine, Scaring Daniel Ricciardo, Ancient s*x toys)
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Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph.
You can watch Hot Laps and Noel’s special at https://www.youtube.com/@noelmiller
Find TMG and everything else at https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller
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Apr 3, 2024 • 1h 16min
272: Alpha Brain'd at Margaritaville (Huberman hoes, Fake standup, Piped by McMeth)
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Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible.
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Mar 27, 2024 • 1h 24min
271: Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)
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We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come.
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Mar 20, 2024 • 1h 17min
270: Hot Cheeto Handy ft. Josh Richards (Jake Paul x Mike Tyson, Nick Cannon name generator, Spicy Head))
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The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top.
See more of Josh and watch Read the Room at https://www.youtube.com/@JoshRichards
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Mar 13, 2024 • 1h 16min
269: The Final Foot Boss (Fadussy fl*shlight, Dr. Dom, Girl dinners)
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In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto.
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Mar 6, 2024 • 1h 29min
268: 69'd in San Diego ft. Bobby Lee
Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum.
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Feb 28, 2024 • 1h 22min
267: Ass Life Crisis (Bomb like Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, V-Day was B-Day)
The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack.
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