
Stiff Socks
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Sep 18, 2024 • 1h 22min
296: Bowl of Butt ft. Riley Reid
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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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Follow Riley Reid
IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/
Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes
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Sep 11, 2024 • 1h 24min
295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless
Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
Follow Riley Reid
IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive
Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
20:57 DVD vs Streaming
24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines
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Sep 4, 2024 • 1h 26min
294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat
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New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Belfast, UK: Sept 21
Manchester, UK: Sept 22
Miami, FL: Sept 27-29
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19
0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet
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Aug 28, 2024 • 1h 23min
293: High Value Men Cry?
New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
3:53 Last Time We Cried
10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun
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Aug 21, 2024 • 1h 20min
292: Biden with the Baddies
Dive into the hilarious world of pop culture quips as the hosts tackle the absurdities of the Fast and Furious franchise. They navigate through dating disasters in NYC, sharing uproarious anecdotes about bold squirrels and golf caddy encounters. Expect laughs from quirky reflections on childhood frozen foods and the zany concept of naming kids after vacuums. With a comical spin on modern romance and a lighthearted take on politics, this conversation blends humor with unexpected insights to keep you entertained!

Aug 14, 2024 • 1h 11min
291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum
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Aug 7, 2024 • 1h 13min
290: Olympic Gold Headalist
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates:
NYC, NY: Aug 9
Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates:
Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?
55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
1:13:04 Secret Sock
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Jul 31, 2024 • 1h 15min
289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)
The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.
It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn
And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts!
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Jul 24, 2024 • 1h 29min
288: Trevor Biked Alaska
Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100.
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Jul 17, 2024 • 1h 14min
287: Edging a Peach Ring (Top 5 Candy draft)
Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.
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