

Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Jul 29, 2020 • 1h 6min
80: Carol Baskin Be F*ckin
On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row.
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Jul 27, 2020 • 11min
To-Go Titties
The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip.
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Jul 22, 2020 • 1h 10min
79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?
The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs.
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Jul 19, 2020 • 10min
Ass Masterclass
Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good.
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Jul 15, 2020 • 1h 12min
78: White Claw Porn
TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.
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Jul 8, 2020 • 1h 1min
77: Strippers vs Birthday Cakes
Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast.
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Jul 6, 2020 • 13min
Double Dribble Dick
The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more.
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Jul 2, 2020 • 16min
Interviewing Trevor's Girlfriend
The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE.
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Jul 1, 2020 • 59min
76: Am I Eskimo Bros with Dan Bilzerian?
The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast.
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 1min
75: Worst Fake ID Stories
The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries.
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