

Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Jun 23, 2020 • 15min
Oompa Loompa's Got Ass
The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN.
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Jun 17, 2020 • 1h 2min
74: A Facetime Facial
The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe?
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Jun 14, 2020 • 12min
Kingdom of Anal
Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.

Jun 10, 2020 • 1h 2min
73: Dr. Finger Bang
Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life.
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Jun 7, 2020 • 11min
Eu-cum-lyptus
The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped.
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May 27, 2020 • 59min
72: Speedometer for your D*ck
As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science.

May 25, 2020 • 16min
Everybody F*ckin'
The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more.
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May 20, 2020 • 1h 10min
71: Boner Cam
The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast.
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May 18, 2020 • 18min
Handjobs from Ursula
The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high in class, when your dick falls out during sex, pinch-runners for fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.
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May 13, 2020 • 1h 3min
70: My Dog Ate My Condom
Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.
Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com
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