Stiff Socks

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture. Extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. DOUBLE your first deposit with promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.nodayswasted.co/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS.

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast. Want 4 extra episodes a month? Become a patron at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order by going to www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and entering promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order and free shipping at www.nodayswasted.co/socks and remember to use the code SOCKS at checkout.

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty  shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that  fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.   Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast. Want an extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.lucy.co and use the promo code SOCKS for 20% off. Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS or use promo code SOCKS at checkout for 25% off your first order. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/SOCKS Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode! Download the app and enter the promo code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit.

Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael.  Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.mysheetsrock.com/SOCKS and use the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

 The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside.   Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 43 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod