Stiff Socks

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science. Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.MySheetsRock.com/socks Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma.  Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time.  Also maybe it was the secondhand smoke, but Gabe's mic malfunctioned. Please don't yell at him.    Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for just $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF. Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your first order visit www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and use promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS and use promo code SOCKS at checkout.

 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE. Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get three months free off of a year package at www.expressvpn.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days by clicking the microphone at the top of the page and entering our code SOCKS at www.ShipStation.com

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science. Want an extra episode a week? Join Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS to double your first deposit at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and  talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb  in your ass. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get a bonus episode every week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe. Want an extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use our code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit for your first seven days. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Double your first deposit with up to $1,000 in free play with our promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag

The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael  auditioned for Star Wars. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod