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The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the  Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/SOCKS. Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with offer code SOCKS.

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nictone for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get special offers for the holidays at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month at www.talkspace.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS30 with our code SOCKS30 at checkout

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week. Get four extra episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days with our code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on.  Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get the free browser extension to start saving money online at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast! Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get four extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod