God Awful Movies

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Consider it All Joy and *spoiler alert* she does NOT consider it all joy. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

In a live show from Orlando, the hosts review a documentary claiming Disney sexualizes children, sponsored by the Catholic League. They mock Disney's controversies, discuss vaccines, and poke fun at gender identity and film priorities. The chapter blends humor with social commentary, criticizing Disney's political stance and societal dynamics with witty remarks on gender ideology and inclusivity.

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of His Only Son, the story of that time God pranked Abraham into attempted filicide. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

We're joined by Thomas and Matt from the Opening Arguments podcast to break down the religio-legal insanity in episodes 3 and 4 of the Netflix series Messiah. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts --- All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

The hosts review the death with indignity Christian movie 'A Time For Heaven' and express their disdain for the poorly done South African accent. They critique the unethical plot elements and unrealistic fantasy elements. They discuss a scene with eye picture doctoring and question the timeline and diagnosis of 'movie cancer'. They digress into a conversation about a person who collects teeth for comedic purposes. They explore themes of adoption and family dynamics. The speakers discuss various movie scenes, medical discussions, and share jokes and humorous anecdotes related to healthcare.

This podcast episode of 'God Awful Movies' features a review of the sequel film 'Best Friends Recycled', discussing its lack of humor and depressing storyline. The hosts also talk about exaggerated reactions to a character's past sex life, analyze bad chess moves in a movie, discuss a meeting scene and a character who is fasting, and have humorous conversations about relationships and church. They also touch on self-care, therapy, financial matters, and anticipation of AIDS test results.

The hosts review the movie 'The Exorcism in Amarillo' and share their thoughts on different scenes. They discuss a haunted house movie and a personal finance app, mock the fast-paced lying in a film, discuss a haunted homecoming scene, and critique the rhyming lyrics in a song. They also talk about questionable props, advancing evil plans, a haunted book, and comedic antics of a pastor. The podcast ends with discussions about end credits and plans for future movie reviews.

The hosts discuss controversial aspects of Michael Flatley's film 'Blackbird' and its delayed release. They joke about the absurd wardrobe choices and speculate on the connection between Flatley and his unexpected award win. They touch on the benefits of therapy and the idea of making a spy movie. The hosts also comment on inappropriate racial undertones in the script and discuss amusing encounters with Eric Roberts and his henchman. They analyze illogical and nonsensical scenes in the film and express excitement over a character's death. The chapter ends with their thoughts on 'Blackbird' and teasers for the next movie review.

In this episode, the hosts discuss absurd scenes from the movie 'The Devil Conspiracy', including a character speaking satanically from inside a woman's womb and a priest with useless powers. They also brainstorm ideas for a horror movie involving Satanists, clones, and priest possessions. Additionally, they sarcastically analyze the illogical plot of the movie and mock the lack of explanation for certain events. The chapter ends with a preview of the next episode where they will review Michael Flatley's spy flick, Blackbird.

Cara Santa Maria joins to discuss a documentary promoting a scammy cult, a creepy deathbed confession, and the power of the subconscious mind. They mock self-proclaimed experts in ancient wisdom and nutrition, critique the qualifications of various individuals, and delve into unconventional health practices. The chapter explores absurdity in heart energy clearing, similarities with cult behavior, and the lack of listening in a movie about rich white people. Overall, a hilarious and insightful episode.