
God Awful Movies
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
Latest episodes

Nov 14, 2023 • 1h 28min
430: What is a Woman?
Guest Trinity Pixie, a consulting and education expert, discusses the movie 'What is a Woman?' by Matt Walsh and dissects its bad interviews. They analyze a scene from the movie that portrays gender-segregated birthday parties. The hosts express frustration with Hollywood tricks and engage in a lively discussion on the subjective nature of womanhood and cultural influences. They critique Matt Walsh's lack of understanding towards transgender individuals and advocate for biological markers. The hosts also address misconceptions about sex change surgery and highlight challenges faced by trans people.

Nov 7, 2023 • 1h 38min
429: Quigley
Gary Busey, an actor, appears in a movie called Quigley reviewed by the hosts. They discuss the hilarious performance of a dog and the poor set design. They also talk about the subpar animation quality, Gary Busey's oversized suit, and a misunderstood heaven set. The power dynamics, genre mixing, love triangle, and therapy are other interesting topics. They discuss a plan to teach a lesson to a billionaire by turning him into a dog. They joke about Gary Busey's recap and a skunk joke. The hosts express disappointment in a video game, discuss a dog leading police to a missing person, and Gary Busey's redemption. They also mention journalism, Patreon donors, sibling shows, and 'Gary Busey Pet Judge'.

Oct 31, 2023 • 1h 60min
428: Sound of Freedom LIVE from Las vegas
In this podcast, the hosts provide an atheist review of 'Sound of Freedom', a movie about child trafficking. They discuss the controversial and delusional aspects of the film's writer, Tim Ballard, as well as analyze and make jokes about various scenes. They also touch on topics like the promotion of a charity event, Tim's investigation, and the absurdity of child rescue funding.

Oct 24, 2023 • 1h 34min
427: Kingdom Come
The hosts discuss the stupidity of the movie 'Kingdom Come' and its twist of 'it was hell the whole time' combined with 'it was all a dream.' They comment on the exaggerated performances and ineffective delivery of the actors. They also talk about sinners in hell, a scene involving finding a place to pee, and the shocking revelation of a character's past abortion.

Oct 17, 2023 • 1h 32min
426: The Exorcist: Believer
This week, Werewolf Ambulance drops in for an atheist review of The Exorcist: Believer, the story of the original Exorcist with one of those stupid "Co-exist" stickers slapped over the top of it.
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Oct 10, 2023 • 1h 60min
425: Unwanted Presence
Mary and Shelly from the Latter Day Lesbian podcast join to review "Unwanted Presence", discussing the best worst aspects of the film, including a memorable flirting scene and the worst double. They also mock the movie's lack of specificity and critique its unrealistic portrayal of office life. The hosts explore the motives of the ghost and joke about the absurd dialogue in scenes, as well as the appearance of the psychic character, Socrates de Great. They express surprise at a praying scene involving Jesus and Starburst and engage in lighthearted banter about pop culture references.

Oct 3, 2023 • 1h 35min
424: Pray.
The hosts discuss the poorly made Christian film 'Pray' and its lack of action and coherent plot. They joke about a dirty motel in the movie and relate an ad for online therapy to a traumatic experience. They critique the flawed portrayal of God in a film and lack of diversity in a movie scene. The podcast explores odd dialogue and absurd plot points in the movie. They also discuss strange encounters in a hotel room and an unexpected passenger in a car. The hosts analyze a scene from a horror movie and discuss struggles to find parking. The chapter concludes with triumphing over evil and bringing deliverance.

Sep 26, 2023 • 1h 52min
423: Born Into Mafia 2
This week, Cecil joins us for a review of Born Into Mafia 2, the spiritual sequel to Born Into Mafia that shares nothing with the original except broken English, porny camera angles, and unapologetic batshittery.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Sep 19, 2023 • 1h 34min
422: The Rebirth of Buddha
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Rebirth of Buddha, another anime from the lunatics over at the Happy Science Cult.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Sep 12, 2023 • 1h 32min
421: Fighting Chance
This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of Fighting Chance, the story of a guy named Chance who fights. And no, the writing doesn't get any more clever from there.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/